I'm Back! First of all, Kamejen, thank you for the constructive criticism. After reading it for about the 74th time, I realized it was a bit childish. Now, Tally Ho! To the Hunt!
Chapter Two: In which Mario is kidnapped by Princess Peach
As I walked Toward the Castle, I realized that it looked a bit different. When I got there, I realized Princess Peach was standing out front. "What I don't get," I said, "Is why do you always send me mail when I live about two blocks away from you?" "Ih ih ih!" she said, "Oh, Mario, you're so funny!" "Wait, what happened to your girlish laugh?" "Oh, I just have a-a-chest, head, um…ear and, uh, foot cold. Yes, that's it! The doctors call it a CHEFC! Ih ih ih!" "Um, yes, well…What's your emergency, you need me to open another pickle jar?" "Oh, well, let's go in to the empty castle, where nobody can hear your screams- I mean…cough cough cough …whoo, that's some bad CHEFC!"
I walked in to a quiet part of the castle, just me and the Princess. "Well, now that we're here," she said, "Why don't you make yourself a little more" Suddenly, I was strapped to an electric chair, "Comfortable?!?!?!" She got a wild look in her eyes. "I'm not just a regular villain, oh no. I don't just capture you and hope you don't escape. I kill you, instead of wait for you to invade my lair." "Your lair?" Said a deep voice. "Oops, sorry Schatten!" said the Princess. Suddenly, her shadow began to move around and took the form of a man. "I live through the torture of eternal life, vaste my time vandering this Earth for five thousand years, and spend the rest of my life restoring Him to His former glory, and you have the impudence to call it your lair? Mimi, you svine!" he said.
"Just throw the svitch, and I may forgive you." "Y-y-yes, Sir!" Mimi threw the switch. I braced myself for death. Nothing happened. "Of all the times for the electricity to go out! Ugh, fine, ve'll just kidnap him." Said Schatten. And then, I was knocked out.
Ooh, the plot thickens! R&R!