Disclaimer: I don't own Keroro Gunso/Sgt. Frog. All rights belong to Mine Yoshizaki

It was a rough month; Keroro had a mountain of chores to do, so he couldn't do much invading. Natsumi and Fuyuki had papers and projects to work on, and Aki's manga artists went on overtime multiple times. The ARMPIT Platoon also had to fight off some Vipers, including a couple we might meet later. And since Halloween was coming, Keroro had a perfect idea: hold a scary story contest to help everyone unwind. Winner gets a free spot at Momoka's hot springs!

When Halloween finally came, Koyuki decided to host the event at a house in the woods for good atmosphere. As the contestants all gathered around, Keroro stood on a platform, and said:

"Ok, it's 8pm. Perfect time to host a scary story contest! Remember the rules: all the storytellers but Fuyuki will compete, for relative fairness, and then Fuyuki will give us the best nightmares ever with his tale after we pick the winner. Everyone will vote after the contest on the winning story, winner gets these free tickets to Momoka's hot springs. Any questions? Oh, Momoka, what's your question?"

"What if I win? I can already go there for free."

"Oh... good point."

"I have an idea, if I win, one of you will have to work at my house for a week! Deal?"

"Um... deal."

Keroro deepened his voice: "Kululu! Spin the Wheels of Misfortune!"

The Wheels of Misfortune is a series of wheels Kululu created to determine the order of the whole contest, as randomly as possible. Kululu decided not to rig the wheel, reasoning that the first storyteller gets the most pressure, and therefore the most stage fright. And telling a story while showing fear is never a good idea. Kululu then spun the wheels, and everyone watched in awe. After a few minutes (it's a complex technology), the first person was Natsumi, and the others soon followed.

Keroro spoke, "Well, it appears Natsumi is the first tortu-I mean storyteller. You ready?"

"Oh hell yes! I've got a story that will make you sweat blood!" Natsumi then breathed in...

Natsumi Presents: The Evil Monster Man of Hokkaido!

There was once a man who worked a market in rural Hokkaido. Legend had it that, underneath the market, was an evil king who could strangle even the strongest men to death. One day, the man decided to check it out. He dug a hole outside the market. For days and days he toiled, but he came across nothing.

One week after finishing, he noticed a slip of paper with a black dot and the time 18:32. This man never learned what it meant, so he merely tossed it aside. Later, when the time came, he saw nothing. He felt like it was some kind of trick to scare him. And it was true, the note was a lie... THE GHOST OF THE EVIL KING CAME FIVE MINUTES LATER! And ghost floated right at him! He merged with the man, and now this man scours the Earth for people to eat and use as house building material! He took on the form of an green alien frog! And that's why they call him "The Evil Frog Monster Man of Hokkaido"!

"I'm the villain of this story?! Are you froggin' serious?"

"Uhh, yeah. You are the enemy after all. Anyway, how was my story everybody?"

Fuyuki was the first to offer his opinion: "I hate to side with the enemy, but I think Sarge is right. Your story was a joke!"

"I thought it was boring, too." Saburo said. Natsumi was heartbroken.

Natsumi sighed, "Oh well, I guess it's time for the next contestant. Who's up?"

"I think it's Giroro's turn."

Giroro stood up. "Alright! Grab your popcorn, cuz old man Giroro's got a real zinger tonight!" Everybody was excited to hear Giroro's story.

Giroro Presents: The Legend of King Kilolo

Back in the glory days of old Keron, there was the a warrior called Kilolo, so called because he once defeated a thousand soldiers in one battle, for which he was named High King of Keron. He had all of Keron under his fist and a beautiful wife named Natsutsu, who was born in the summer. Little did he know, that it would all come to an end. For there was a Captain among his army named Geroro, who-"

"Oh come on, now! I'm the villain again?!"

"Keroro, let me finish, you're not the big villain. Anyway, Captain Geroro got wind of a giant sea cucumber monster. It's slimy appendages could shoot hard enough to break brick walls. Geroro, unsurprisingly, challenged Kilolo to slay this mighty beast, for it was said that this beast contained a pot of gold for its brain. Kilolo and his men soon marched on, thinking he could defeat this creature. However, he came across it by accident, in a rice field. The giant slug-monster-thing was upright, and had a Viper-like grin on its face, s or twotrangling a citizen. He spoke to him: "Hey dude, you wanna piece of me?" And then he destroyed all his weapons and ate his shield. He then grew an arm, and GRABBED KILOLO! AAAAAGH THE HORROR! And then he injected poison into him and-th-th-then he just DIED! And the-the-the monster ate Geroro too. The End!"

"That wasn't scary in the slightest, just stupid." Tamama commented.

"But that's what sea cucumbers do, even in cooked form, don't they?"

"OH MY GAWD! HA HA HA HA! That's even lamer! Have you even seen a cooked sea cucumber? They aren't even alive!" Tamama laughed hard, and now the others were laughing as well, until they realized who was next: Kululu!

"I'm starting to get scared. Kululu's up." Momoka said; "Hold me, Fuyuki!"

"Ku ku ku, here we go:"

Kululu Presents: The Party! Ku ku ku!

Once there were five sexy ladies. There was also a handsome love guru named Gururu. The five lades had a fresh lesboriffic party when Gururu came in and said "Hey ladies. I've got something for-

"Okay, your story is looking to be even less scary than Giroro's, unless it's precisely the wrong kind of scary you're aiming for. Also, is your story just an excuse to reveal your creepy fantasies?" Dororo asked, cringing at the thought of where the story would go next.

"Oh, don't worry, it's going to be really sexy. As I was saying, so Gururu came in and said "Hey woomies, wanna party? I brought th-"

WHAM! Natsumi pummeled Kululu into the ground. "I know what you want to do to these women, and I'm not having it, you little squirt."

Kululu just mumbled something.

"Well, that settles it." Keroro announced the next player: "Okay Momoka, you're up."

"Thanks. Ahem!"

Momoka presents: The Man from Below

This story takes place at a college. There was a teacher named Suzuki, who annoyed the classmates daily. One day, she decided to teach a lab class, where the students had to use dangerous chemicals. A boy named Bob had an evil plan: kill the teacher and get the principal to hire a new one. He sent his friend, Ryo, to break into the lab and smuggle out a small flamethrower. He was stalking his teacher to the bathroom when, suddenly, Bob was drawing a hex symbol out of powder; he was hoping to kill the teacher with some curses; Ryo was not informed of this, and was more confused than ever. Bob, eager for some divining tools, snatched the flamethrower from his hand and decided to test it out on the powder. The teacher walked in, frightening Bob, and he dropped the lit burner, setting fire to Suzuki and the powder. KABLAMMO! Bob narrowly escaped the explosion.

Months passed. Bob was digging a hole in the ground to finally bury the teacher and Ryo. When he finished, he left the grave. The next night, when he set in a tombstone, a hand burst out of the ground. Ryo, undead, came out of his grave, and swung the tombstone at Bob, breaking his skull.

Some say Ryo still lives under Bob's house, and occasionally will go on a killing spree, looking for Bob's friends. And if you look hard enough in the forest, you might see him, watching your every move!

"AAAAAAH! HE'S COMING!" Keroro saw Ryo coming from the woods, and everybody screamed! Until they discovered it was actually Saburo in makeup and costume.

"Sorry everyone! Momoka wanted me to dress up for the story. She even got a makeup artist to help!"

"You could say, la conspiración." Angol Mois opined. "Anyway, who's up next?"