A/N- Hey everyone!

Okay so my best friend and I had this insanely funny idea that I think makes a perfect FanFiction; One thousand and one ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart! Oh wow this is going to be fun…-evil laugh-. Anyway some of these have been tested some haven't (due to legal liability). Also if you have any ideas of how to get the gang kicked out of Wal-Mart please message me or comment!

Anyway PLEASE review! Free Starbuck's to anyone who does!

Letters from Silver

Disclaimer: I do not own Suite Life on Deck; I am simply borrowing it for my own evil purposes enjoyment. I do not own Wal-Mart; I am only using it since it is a superstore located just about everywhere I can think of. I make no profit from this story.

Seventeen year old Zack Martin stood looking up at the hundreds of video games displayed in the glass case in front of him. He was searching for a certain game- Return of the Zombie Lord 9, but he couldn't seem to find it. He'd actually been standing here for half and hour and people were beginning to stare, but he didn't care. If Zack couldn't find his game…

"NOOOOOO!" he screamed, throwing his arms up into the air. His voice carried extremely well, and suddenly it was completely silent in the Wal-Mart store. Nobody moved, nobody even breathed.

"NOOOOOO!" a voice screamed from somewhere across the store. Cody Martin and Bailey Pickett looked at each other and said in unison, "Zack." Abandoning their cart they raced across the store to the video game isle, and found Zack laying on the floor sobbing.

"Zack, what is it?" Bailey said, kneeling down next to him, looking concerned.

He sniffed, and said, "No have Zombie Lords." Then he began wailing again.

"What?" Bailey said, giving her 'are you serious?' look. "Cody I think your brother is doing this over a video game."

Suddenly Zack stood and said, "I, Zack Martin, hereby vow eternal revenge on all Wal-Mart's across the globe until the time when I get Zombie Lords 9." He then walked briskly from the store.

"…uh….what?" Bailey and Cody said at the same time hurrying after Zack…

A/N- Okay guys don't worry I'm not abandoning you with a super short chapter this is just the intro! Besides by the time I remember my password I'll have way more chapters done…