The Rise of the Stars
My first fanfic for Naruto so plz don't criticize too much.
A dark cave somewhere in the Land of Rain.
"Akatsuki has fallen." A voice said to the group.
"What? Are you fucking serious?" another voice stated.
"That is correct my fellow colleague. Most of them have either died or abandoned the organization. So, now we can finally carry on with our plan." The first voice stated. "To annihilate all ninja arts and cleanse this world, but we are still missing 2 crucial members of our group, Hoshikuzu. We will send out 2 of our members to find worthy candidates. From here on we will now split into our 2 man groups and carry on with a mission for everyone" the voice stated. "We will stop Madara Uchiha from obtaining the Hachibi and Kyubi and stop the 'Moon Eye's Plan' from happening, but we will need 2 people to go after each Jinchuuriki. Narina Namikaze and Sakitake Uchiha will go after the Kyubi while Cynatou and I go after the Hachibi. Everyone got that, now DISMISS." The voice finished talking and Narina and Sakitake were left alone in the cave.
"Well," Sakitake finally said "Guess we'd better go after that Jinchuuriki huh." Narina said nothing. "Well jeez ya don't have ta be so damn gloomy all the time" Sakitake remarked as she walked out of the cave. "Huh, hey wait up will ya" he said.
"We should get going before it starts raining, don't you think Sakitake" she finally said.
"Whatever ya say Narina, so how long exactly has it been since you've been to Konoha?"
She said nothing but "Ninpou, Kuchiyose no Jutsu" and a large phoenix appeared before her "Let's get going."
Elsewhere, Cynatou and the leader set out to find the Hachibi.
"Well Cynatou, we have no idea where the Hachibi is so I shall locate it by searching for its chakra" the leader finally said.
"Well have fun with that, Kazeshini. I'm gonna go lookin for Hidan and bring him back" Cynatou said.
"Are you sure he will be alive" Kazeshini commented.
"Hah, as if Hidan could ever die, moron."
"I heard that he was defeated by some kid from the Nara clan from Konoha" Kazeshini replied.
"Like I give a damn about that. I'm gonna get him back since were the only ones actually in the Land of Fire."
"I will wait here for you then, but if I signal you and you haven't gotten Hidan then you forget about him and teleport here as soon as possible. Got it?"
"Yeah yeah I know god ya don't have ta be so goddamn serious all the freakin time." And with a whoosh, Cynatou was gone.
Finding Hidan wasn't as easy as Cynatou thought it was going to be.
"You have GOT to be kidding me!" But no one was kidding here with around 50 Anbu Black Ops surrounding him. "Goddamn it all" he cursed as they surrounded him. He pulled out his black scythe and his wind element chakra infused with it. "Lord Jashin will pass judgment on all of you bastards" he yelled as he cut one of the Anbu on the arm. Within 30 minutes he had only killed about 3 Anbu. Damn these bastards are fast, it's not even worth cursing them since it'll take too damned long he thought. Then suddenly from the trees a giant hammer flung down and knocked out about 5 Anbu. "What the hell was that!" Cynatou exclaimed.
"Well, well whadd'ya know brother, we weren't the only ones looking for master Hidan after all, he he you owe me 100 yen."
"Goddamn you Mekko I lost the bet again."
"Well that's what you get for being a horrible gambler ku ku ku."
"Shut up will ya, now let's just kill these morons, dig up Hidan, and get out of here."
"Hey, just who the fuck do ya think you are butting in on my fight, I'll have Lord Jashin pass judgment on YOU if you don't fucking butt out." Cynatou yelled angrily at the two arguing in the tree.
"Lord Jashin, pass judgment on us? Hah, don't make me laugh." Mekko said as she pulled out a Jashin pendant.
"Huh you guys are Jashinists too?" Cynatou asked confused.
"Well no duh ya dumbshit, and I see you're one as well but what's with that cloak?" Mekko asked.
"I'll tell ya later. And as of right now I say we kill all of these fucking Anbu and get Hidan put back together." Cynatou said.
"Fine by me and my brother Shizuki."
Around an hour later 50 dead Konoha Anbu lay all around the surrounding area.
"Well that was fun now wasn't it?" Mekko remarked.
"Shut up and start digging dammit." Cynatou replied throwing Mekko and Shizuki each a shovel.
"Hey aren't you gonna dig too?" Shizuki asked.
"Why should I when you 2 are gonna do it anyways?"
"You asshole you're using us aren't you." They both said at once.
"Of course I'm using you, I was fighting those bastards longer than you were so I'm fucking tired." Cynatou said as he laid under a tree. A rock sailed through the air right into Cynatou's face. "OUCH. The fuck was that for!" he yelled.
"For not waking up when we told you to 10 freakin minutes ago." Mekko explained.
"Well you didn't have to throw a dammed rock at my face!" he yelled again.
"But I didn't want to stop digging so I threw a rock at you and it worked." She said with a smile on her face.
"Well how far have you gotten at least?" he asked sharply.
"Come here" Mekko said "and put your head down to the rocks." He did as told and listened. For a moment nothing and then he could hear a muffled version of every curse word known to man.
"Yup that's master Hidan all right. Well keep digging until you get his head out."
Back on the way to Konoha.
"We're arriving Narina. Narina? What's wrong partner?" Sakitake asked.
"Nothing. It's nothing, let's just keep going." They flew into the village unseen due to them flying around a mile or so above. "Let's begin with a few attention getters." Narina stated.
"Got'cha." Sakitake replied as he got out around a hundred kunai each with explosive tags strung together by flammable cords. He flung the kunai all around making sure they landed a good distance apart. "And now" he said as he made hand signs "Katon Gokakyu no Jutsu." And the lines were set on fire. "And now we watch as the village is blown up little by little." Sakitake chuckled to himself. The lines burned down to each kunai at the same pace and then they all detonated at the same time.
"What was that Iruka-sensei?" a student asked.
"I-I don't know what it was." But he knew someone was attacking the village. "Umm class is dismissed for today children. So you can all go home now." A cheer from all the students and the classroom was empty, even Iruka was on his way to meet with all the Jounin to see what was going on. "Kakashi what the heck is going on out here?" Iruka asked.
"Someone has attacked the village and that someone, is right up there." He said pointing to the phoenix in the sky.
"Why are they attacking the village?" Iruka asked. "I don't know, but I think we're going to find out." He said as the phoenix flew towards them. When the bird landed 2 people in black cloaks with hoods jumped off. Akatsuki Kakashi thought No wait, Akatsuki's cloaks aren't like this.
"Who are you?" Kakashi asked.
The man responded "We are Hoshikuzu and we have come for Uzumaki Naruto."