Chapter 1: Let sleeping dogs lie

"TENTEN WAKE UP!"

That was the 30th time today. If that blasted girl didn't wake up, he was going to it for her.

The girl with the two buns still did not wake up, and it was making the teacher and Neji furious!

Tenten had her head on the table and a river of drool sliding down the side of her mouth. It was actually kind of cute. Her head tilted slightly and snoring softly and also her left foot was twitching so it seemed like she was chasing something.

"Tenten, if you do not wake up this instant, we will have to do the lesson all over again!"

Groans followed as the teacher threw down his book where he was reading about the evolution of man. Tenten only twitched an eyebrow and unexpectedly let out a nasty dream snarl when the teacher threw down the book.

The students giggled at their class clown. Neji sneered and tried to scoot away from her, even though he was already at the end.

The teacher scowled at her. "A jokester, eh?" He reached behind his back and pulled out a kunai. "Let's see how you deal with this!" He threw the knife dead straight for Tenten's forehead.

There were shocked gasps as the students watched helpless at the sleeping girl. But she wasn't in any trouble whatsoever. Well, at least not in her dreams she wasn't.

The kunai landed dead smack on the edge of her closed dog breeds book she was reading before she went to sleep. The kunai was only a few centimeters away from her nose.

The class stared in silence. So did Neji and the teacher. But all of a sudden, Tenten scrunched up her eyes and then opened them slowly. She lifted up her head and rubbed an eye. "Did I miss anything?" She said groggily when she noticed everyone was staring at her.

The class erupted in laughter except where Neji was sitting. This girl had to be kidding. This was the 30th time she's done this. And in the same class!

Tenten shook her head voilently, sparying Neji with spitfire, and finally looked down and saw the kunai inside her beloved book. "Aww man!" She picked up the book. "Come on dude, I had this book since I was a little kid! How could you just tear it up like that? Just because I was taking a little nap? Man, look, you tore up the pincher, too!"

Neji rolled his eyes at her outburst. "First of all, you're not suspose to have it out in the first place," he blurted out, "you were to be following along in your evolution book learning about the evolvation of man. NOT reading about some pedigree mutts."

Silence in the classroom. The teacher nodded his head in agreement.

Tenten narrowed her eyes at him. Then she smirked. "You know. Your hair remains me of the Afghan hound, it has a long beautiful coat that makes the judges go wild." She picked up her backpack and threw her book down in front of Neji. "Enjoy." And with that, she brushed past him and walked out the classroom.

Neji watched her leaving figure and looked down at the page the book was opened to. There was a beautifully long coated dog with white and black fur.

"Alright class, now that nuisance is gone, read chapters five through ten and do questions one through thirty and..."

Neji tunned out all the moans anf groans that followed. Oh please, he thought to himself, I look way better than that mutt.

And he slammed the book shut.