Sinister Sweets

Chapter 1

(A kingdom Hearts fan fic….randomness! I own NONE of this…enjoy!)

He had to do it….What in the world was wrong with Axel. We all knew that he didn't like Demyx that much…It was very obvious! Even if he was an annoying, blonde- haired, super hyper, sitarist with a childish attitude. Xemnas, the superior understood good and well that Demyx was annoying Axel for some…weird and stupid reason, but what the Flurry of Dancing Flames did was going way too far by giving him candy to leave him alone, now Demyx was bouncing off of the walls in Xemnas's office.

"Axel…." Xemnas growled. "He is so DEAD!!!!" The superior made an attempt at catching the runaway Melodious Nocturne but grabbing him was like trying to grab a greased pig. Something had to be done and trying to grab him with his hands wasn't cutting it. There were only two, count them, two, options left and they were: One, go star wars on his ass and two capture him into some sort of trap by luring him with his beloved milk chocolate bar.

Xemnas looked at his two options and he really didn't want to use option two. Well, Option one was the only one left so he had no choice but to use it, but before he could summon his light sabers, Demyx stopped and looked through the window on door. He saw Axel walk down the hall way with Zexion by his side. The young blonde musician bursts forth and through the door and tackles Axel to the floor.

"What the hell, Demyx?!!" Axel shouts. Zexion stands at a distance and watches carefully and quietly.

"Candy."

"What?"

"Candy!"

"You want more?!"

"YeahYeahYeah!!!"

Axel digs in his pocket and pulls out half of a chocolate bar that had a torn label that looked as if Saix's name was on it as a sign of ownership. Demyx snaps it up and quickly peels the paper off of it. He sucks it down and then continues his sugar-fueled rampage by racing down the hall yelling " WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!"

"Number 8….." said a sinister voice filled with an urge to kill. " Report to my office." Axel's face grew pale as he turned to see that it was Xemnas calling him into his office. Axel was aware that he was in deep shit now.

The red head drug him self into the dark and scary office of the Superior.

Vexen was spread out across his fluffy snowflake decorated bed. He is finally getting the rest that he needs. To think that Xemnas would give him a day off...Well, to be exact, Vexen kinda forced it on the superior with the use of blackmail…That's right Vexen, the chilly academic had dirt on his silver haired boss. Whenever he needs something from Xemnas he'd pull up some naughty stuff that he could use against him. Thinking about this made Vexen smile and giggle in his sleep. This peace and quiet didn't last for long, though. Vexen rolls over and adjusts his snowman pajamas. Crash! Boom! Screech!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! These sounds spilled over into Vexen's room from the next room. Vexen's eyes shot open and they were bloodshot. He demanded to know where that noise was coming from.

He hopped out of bed and moved to the door. The worst thing that he could do was open it because once he did Demyx raced by and gave a horrid sight to see. "What the heck, Demyx!!! What are those in your hair?!" Vexen sternly asks. Demyx stops and enters Vexen's room. The chilly academic began to feel uneasy. Having a hyperactive sitarist in the room could make anyone uneasy. "I have a new hairstyle now…" Demyx said innocently.

"What are those in your hair?"

"I dunno but Larxene sure does like them…She didn't want me to touch them."

"Oh sweet mother of mercy…You have…"

You may've figured it out by now that Demyx has tampons tied to his hair. Vexen tried to take them out as fast as he could, but Demyx started to swat when he was down to only two.

Outside Larxene was on the hunt for Demyx. He had found a wrapper on the floor, a chocolate wrapper, the same wrapper that had Saix's name partially on it. Now Larxene was on the hunt for the Luna Diviner. She stormed down the hall to a door with a moon on it. She bangs on it hard and awaits an answer. In three minutes Saix opens the door and stands out in the hall way wearing nothing but short-shorts and a white t-shirt. (Why he is wearing that…I dunno….Men aren't supposed to be wearing short-shorts or booty shorts!!!! DX) "What?" Saix says in a monotone voice. Larxene quickly holds up the wrapper that she found on the floor. "Explain this!!!" She demands.

"It's the wrapper from the chocolate that I buy and eat."

"Then what's Demyx doin' with it?! Did you give it to him?"

"I never give anyone chocolate…especially MY special chocolate."

"Special?!"

"Yes, special."

"What's in it?!"

"………Strong ingredients that most people's bodies can't handle. Special herbs and sugar blends. Sweet, sweet sugar from the deepest parts of china. I get special orders once every week."

"Then how did Demyx get it?! He's bouncing off of the walls like some spastic freak!"

"I couldn't tell you."

"Somebody better tell me!!!! I'm tired of that annoying little freak bouncing around!"

"Don't worry about it… Eventually, he'll crash. The sugar will be worked out of him so soon he'll just drop and be sleepy for 2 days."

"Why do you buy this stuff?!"

"It's really good…"

Saix slowly moves back into his room while scratching his butt. "If you want him to burn energy faster run after him some…Do something or just let him reap havoc on his own." Saix suggests. He shuts the door and Larxene gives a heavy sigh and moves into her room. Once she shuts the door, Demyx flies down the hall at the speed of light. Vexen is hanging his head out of the door looking at the speeding blonde. He then shrugs and moves back into his room. "Finally…more…sleep." Vexen then collapses onto his fluffy bed.

Now for Axel, he was getting chewed out for feeding Demyx Saix's special chocolate. Oh, yes, Xemnas knew about the chocolate and how Axel fed it to Demyx to get him to shut up and leave him alone and he was pissed about it. Axel was scared out of his mind. Xemnas was scary when mad. If you thought that Larxene was bad then you haven't seen Xemnas. When I stepped through that door…I have officially stepped into hell as we know it. I can see Xemnas talking but I can't hear him and yet…and yet I am afraid. My mind is a total blank. Am I just winging it?! Is this what the other members told me about….The void? The part of the mind where you can think about anything and not worry about people intruding….how nice! Axel thought. Xemnas on the other hand kept yelling and yelling but he never noticed Axel's zoning out. "Do you understand me?!" Xemnas sternly asks. Axel's head droops over and he falls over onto the floor. "And this happens every time with every one…including Saix…They go into the void." He starts. "Dammit." Xemnas drags the zoned out red head to his room.

Xigbar was laughing maniacally at Demyx. He had him on a giant hamster wheel. Saix had told him about the situation at hand and Xigbar who was right off the bat annoyed wanted to handle it for himself. So he wrangled Demyx and stuck him in a hamster wheel. (Makes you think WTF, hunh?) "If you slow down, I'll shoot you!" Xigbar said in his surfer voice.

"Why do you sound like that?!" Demyx begins to ask.

"Sound like what?"

"A surfer."

"That's my accent…"

"It's retarded and it doesn't suit you…Change it."

Xigbar had a death look on his face and was ready to shoot a bullet in Demyx's foot.

"Listen here, you little puke! You're gonna run your butt off, you hear me?!!!"

Demyx has entered the void, everyone. His mind was set on running and it was as if it was set on automatic. Xigbar looked closely at the Melodious Nocturne. Normally the young blonde would respond to a threat like that or one of Xigbar's death looks, but he wasn't. I was like watching a zombie running. Xigbar scratched his head with his gun (Don't you ever do this at home…or anywhere. Xigbar's a fictional character and can afford being shot in the head and recovering.) And said "Is the candy finally dying down?" THUD!!!!!! Xigbar's eyes widened as Demyx hits the floor asleep. "Wow I never thought that I would wear the kid out this much!" Xigbar begins as he opens a portal. "Might as well send him to his room." He then picks the sleeping sitar player and slings him into the portal.

Xigbar the walks off screen and comes back with Zexion in his arms reading a book. "What the hell are you doing?" the cloaked schemer asks.

"You're helping Demyx prepare for bed."

"Oh, am I?"

"Yes, you are."

"Why?"

"Cause I said so…"

"Hell no."

Xigbar tosses Zexion into the portal and walked away. "Snobby little bastard." He mutters to himself. Then an evil smirk spreads across his face and he continues walking.

Zexion rubs his behind while looking at Demyx who was spread across his bed. Zexion scans the room, never before has he been in Demyx's room. The musician's room was blue with a stream of black notes, dancing on many measures of music that lined all four walls of the room. The cloaked schemer didn't know what to do, Xigbar did say to prepare Demyx for bed, but what exactly did he want him to do. Well it really was a no-brainer to have him put his pajamas on him, so that's what he was going to do. He grabbed a set of blue light blue pajamas with black musical notes dancing all over them and a nice fresh pair of underwear. And now came the undressing. Zexion had no problem taking off the gloves, boots, socks, and cloak, but when it came down to the underwear…Yes Demyx's silk blue boxers with a tidal wave on them were a challenge for the young slate haired organization member. Thoughts the Zexion never had before began to race through his head and a lustful smile spreads across his face. Does this mean that he had feelings for Demyx? Did he really go that way? Why are all of these thoughts going through his head? Who cares?!! Zexion wanted Demyx and this was the only chance to get what he wanted. He began to inch down the silk undies very carefully hoping that the young blonde wouldn't stir (which he won't…for a couple of days.) and as he scooted them down he leaned in to plant a kiss on Demyx's soft lips, but he didn't make it for Xemnas had slammed open the door and caught Zexion in the attempt.

"What the fk?!" Xemnas shouts. Zexion flings himself backwards and puts his hands up as if he didn't do anything.

"I'm innocent!!!!"

"Like hell you are!"

"I wasn't doing anything!!!!! It was the drugs that Axel gave me!"

"Drugs?"

"He….Uhhhh…..slipped me a mickey?"

"How did he stick king mickey in your drink?"

"NOOOOOOOO!!! YOU IDIOT!"

"I know what you mean…I was trying to be funny."

"Well you suck at it."

"shut up…"

"So Axel deals drugs, eh? Let me have a talk with him…And leave Demyx alone…Let the dancer nobodies take care of him."

Xemnas snaps his fingers and the dancer nobodies come dancing in one after another. "Put the sleeping musician to bed…" The superior commands while dragging Zexion off and shutting the door behind him.

In the kitchen Axel is making himself beef flavored ramen noodles and dancing to the beat of techno music. Xaldin moves in and grabs a fork and stares at it. Axel looks over and notices him and begins to inch away. Xaldin has a tendency to stab those who he either doesn't like, are too close to him, or are messing with him and Axel was about to violate one of the three. "Why are you looking at me like that?" Xaldin calmly asks. Axel blinks a few times and then quickly responds "No reason!!!" and returns his attention back to his noodles. Xaldin shrugs and begins to walk over to the other side of the kitchen. Axel then begins to snicker after looking at Xaldin's face. You all know how his eyebrows are…big and bushy. Okay, well, earlier in the week Xaldin was too close to one of Vexen's experiments and BOOM! Burned off his right eyebrow. Well, Xaldin tried to pencil it back in and let's just say that he isn't good with drawing a decent eyebrow, so its reaaaaaaalllllyyyy crooked.

Xaldin turns around and looks at the red head in a confused way. "What's so funny?" Xaldin asks. Axel's eyes shoot to the horribly drawn eyebrow. "N-n-n-n-nothing!" Axel's voice began to quiver from laughter.

"Don't lie to me…What's funny?!"

Axel points to Xaldin's face.

"Your eyebrow's crooked….snicker"

Axel bursts out into hysterical laughter and falls back onto the floor. Xaldin forms a lance and prepares to stab Axel. The red head notices this and begins to scurry across the floor only to bump into Xemnas who was looming over him and giving him a nasty glare. Axel looks to his left and right at the two nobodies and then looks in front of him and behind him and saw the counter and the refrigerator. "Well, I'm screwed….." Axel mumbles.

(And this is where I end it peoples….Wait for number 2 to see what happens.)