"Oh man! It's raining...AGAIN," yelled Envy in frustration. Dante had sent him out on another spy mission in a place far away from the underground mansion. "I hate the rain! It's just so...stupid! And I can't stop it! GRAH!" He yelled in more frustration as he walked across the streets.
Then, Envy had the most brilliantest idea of all time! "I know," he slammed his fist into the other for emphasis, "I'll shape shift into an umbrella. Then I won't get wet!"
He started to morph into an umbrella. It was a dark olive green sort of colour with a black handle. "TAKE THAT RAIN!" he mentally shouted because he can't talk because he's an umbrella with no mouth, "Wait a minute...I'M STILL GETTING RAINED ON! DAMN IT!"
He morphed back into his familiar form and stormed off into the next public building.
I was bored...