At The Bar
(Parody of "Blue" by Eiffel 65)
Yo listen up! Here's a story
About a lazy guy that lives as an Outlaw
And all day and all night and all he ever does
Is just drink
Himself into his own grave.
Sits at the bar with a blank expression
A hand on his gun.
And no one tries to piss him off.
'cause there's no telling when he'll go postal.
Cause they're all out of his favorite liquor.
(Bar Patrons)
Oh, man, we are in for a ride.
Don't know how we'll survive.
Gotta keep him alive.
Push all the beer aside.
There's no time to be snide.
Gotta give him java jive.
Just please kick him outside.
(Repeat)
(Gene, in a drunken stupor)
I have a red ship with a smart AI.
The Outlaw Star is my ship and my life.
My girl, Melfina, she's a raving slut.
But, she does lay me and it is so good.
My enemies keep coming from all sides.
The Kei Pirates and the McDougal Brothers
The Ctarl think that they're so damn high.
But, if you ask me, they're all full of shit.
(Bar Patrons)
Oh, man, we are in for a ride.
Don't know how we'll survive.
Gotta keep him alive.
Push all the beer aside.
There's no time to be snide.
Gotta give him java jive.
Just please kick him outside.
(Repeat)
(Gene, in his drunken stupor again)
I have some friends who help me run the ship.
Melfina is a bio-android, too.
Jim is the genius and we need him bad.
And Aisha ClanClan just eats all the food.
Suzuka, she's a killer that I whooped.
They are my friends and they're my family.
And, no matter what, I still love 'em all.
And, if you must know, I love Fred Luo, too!
(Bar Patrons)
Oh, man, we are in for a ride.
Don't know how we'll survive.
Gotta keep him alive.
Push all the beer aside.
There's no time to be snide.
Gotta give him java jive.
Just please kick him outside.
(Repeat)
Drink into his grave.
Sits at the bar with a blank expression
A hand on his gun.
And no one tries to piss him off.
'cause there's no telling when he'll go postal.
Cause they're all out of his favorite liquor
(Bar Patrons)
Oh, man, we are in for a ride.
Don't know how we'll survive.
Gotta keep him alive.
Push all the beer aside.
There's no time to be snide.
Gotta give him java jive.
Just please kick him outside.
(Repeat)
(Parody of "Blue" by Eiffel 65)
Yo listen up! Here's a story
About a lazy guy that lives as an Outlaw
And all day and all night and all he ever does
Is just drink
Himself into his own grave.
Sits at the bar with a blank expression
A hand on his gun.
And no one tries to piss him off.
'cause there's no telling when he'll go postal.
Cause they're all out of his favorite liquor.
(Bar Patrons)
Oh, man, we are in for a ride.
Don't know how we'll survive.
Gotta keep him alive.
Push all the beer aside.
There's no time to be snide.
Gotta give him java jive.
Just please kick him outside.
(Repeat)
(Gene, in a drunken stupor)
I have a red ship with a smart AI.
The Outlaw Star is my ship and my life.
My girl, Melfina, she's a raving slut.
But, she does lay me and it is so good.
My enemies keep coming from all sides.
The Kei Pirates and the McDougal Brothers
The Ctarl think that they're so damn high.
But, if you ask me, they're all full of shit.
(Bar Patrons)
Oh, man, we are in for a ride.
Don't know how we'll survive.
Gotta keep him alive.
Push all the beer aside.
There's no time to be snide.
Gotta give him java jive.
Just please kick him outside.
(Repeat)
(Gene, in his drunken stupor again)
I have some friends who help me run the ship.
Melfina is a bio-android, too.
Jim is the genius and we need him bad.
And Aisha ClanClan just eats all the food.
Suzuka, she's a killer that I whooped.
They are my friends and they're my family.
And, no matter what, I still love 'em all.
And, if you must know, I love Fred Luo, too!
(Bar Patrons)
Oh, man, we are in for a ride.
Don't know how we'll survive.
Gotta keep him alive.
Push all the beer aside.
There's no time to be snide.
Gotta give him java jive.
Just please kick him outside.
(Repeat)
Drink into his grave.
Sits at the bar with a blank expression
A hand on his gun.
And no one tries to piss him off.
'cause there's no telling when he'll go postal.
Cause they're all out of his favorite liquor
(Bar Patrons)
Oh, man, we are in for a ride.
Don't know how we'll survive.
Gotta keep him alive.
Push all the beer aside.
There's no time to be snide.
Gotta give him java jive.
Just please kick him outside.
(Repeat)