Yeah, another stupid fun fiction that somehow won on Lemmy's Land. Yes, the chapters are supposed to be in a mixed up order.
Tin Mario
It's been well over 1 Hour since Mario and Co defeated Smithy. And in that 1 hour, everyone rebuilt the Mushroom Kingdom! Imagine that! All in 1 Hour! And they renamed it from the Mushroom Kingdom to Toad Town! Imagine that! They named it after Toad! And the Princess now has a name in this one! Imagine that!
Peach: Yay! I get the first speaking role!
Mario: CHEESE!
Luigi: Sigh
Meanwhile in Star Haven…
Skolar: We made the perfect security system for the Star Rod!
Eldstar: Yup! No one will find it under that mattress right there!
Now for the main story...
AHEM! I'm going to tell you all a story about the Star Spirits and good wishes. The Star Spirits protected the Star Rod for… Uhh… How long have they been guarding it? Uhh… I'm guessing, since the dawn of time.
Eldstar: Actually, we just started guarding it 1 hour ago.
Ok. Now… What the? Who put that ugly looking hag in the story?
Bowser: Gwahahahahahaha! I Bowser, the King of the Koopas will steal the Star Rod and… Huh? KAMMY!
Kammy: Yes your rancidness?
Bowser: The Star Rod isn't here!
Kammy: Have you looked under that mattress?
Bowser: NO! Besides, I only check under my mattress. You check under the mattress.
Kammy: Uhh… They stole YOUR mattress and used it for that whatever they're doing.
Bowser: YOU THIEVES!
Bowser checks under the mattress and finds…
Bowser: Ludwig's Wrench, Lemmy's Ball, Roy's Sports Hall Key, Iggy's Glasses…
HEY! THEY ARE THEIVES!
(Note from the author: Iggy is still narrating.)
Bowser: What was that voice? Anyways, Wendy's Bow, the Star Rod, Morton's Speech on Speeches, and Larry's Pet Piranha Plant George… ALL THIS IS JUNK! WHERE IS THE STAR ROD!?
Kammy: My lord, it's right there. Points to the Star Rod that's in his hand.
Bowser: How long has it been there?
Kammy: Right after you picked up Wendy's Bow.
Bowser: Oh. Now to turn you all into cards and give them to my strongest minions and let Mario have a chance to stop me so he goes around the Mushroom Kingdom, beats my minions, and fights and beats me!
Eldstar: You fiend!
Bowser: I wish they were cards!
Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof!
Mamar: (Curse you!)
Skolar: (We'll escape!)
Bowser: Take them Kammy!
Kammy: Yes my lord!
Kammy takes the cards and Bowser and Kammy fly away to Bowser's Castle.
Now we go to Mario's House.
Mario: Luigi! We go an invitation from Princess Peach!
Luigi: (How did he get smart again?) Really? What's it say?
Mario: It says "Dear Mario and Luigi, I'm hosting a party and Bowser may show up in his underground castle which is directly under my castle and fly it up into the sky and higher than Star Haven's elevation. He also may have stolen the Star Rod and may use it to become invincible and beat you for once and then you'll end up in Toad Town and start you quest from there. But what are the chances of that happening? Sincerely, Princess Peach. PS: Luigi, that part was to Mario so you have to stay home when you escape."
Mario: Odd letter.
Luigi: Yeah. To the party!
Mario and Luigi both go to Princess Peach's Castle.
Guard: Invitation?
Mario: I'm Mario!
Guard: Oh! I see, go right on in. But the green guy stays.
Luigi: I'm Luigi! Mario's brother!
Guard: Loo… Lu… What? Mario doesn't even have a brother.
Luigi: &&$&#$$$!!!
Inside the castle…
Minister: Ah Mario! The Princess is expecting you in the fourth floor of the castle where Bowser will probably show up with his Clown Copter and Kammy Koopa. But what are the chances of that?
Mario: Ok.
Mario is now climbing stairs.
Mario: gasp Am gasp I gasp almost gasp there?
Random Toad: Nope! You have exactly 9945382348358 Steps to get to the top of these stairs to the 2nd Floor! Then you have to go exactly 456340598250923845082053845647593572985927940000 Steps to the 3rd Floor! And finally, 48759457239857297568049570345720914709147956086398563985620357656 steps to the fourth floor!
Mario: OO
Mario gets to the 3rd floor
Toad Guest: Ah, it's nice and quiet to be on this floor while the other guests are downstairs.
Mario: HEY GUESTS! COME UP HERE!
Guests: OK!
Toad Guest: NOOOO!!!
The Toad Guest explodes.
Mario: …
Mario is finally up the stairs to the 4th Floor.
Peach: Mario! It's been 2 hours since I seen you!
Mario: 2 Hours? Oh right, after Smithy then getting up here. You really should get and elevator.
Peach: I do have an elevator! It's right there! Points to an elevator right next to the door Mario just came through.
Mario: …
Peach: Now the reason I called you is…
BOOM! RUMBLE! SHAKE! QUACK!
Audience: Quack?
Yes quack. Now where was I? Who yeah, BOOM AGAIN!
Bowser's Castle has uplifted Peach's Castle to a higher elevation than Star Haven. Bowser, in his Clown Copter, smashes through the window, than Kammy comes in.
Peach: EEK!!! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT WINDOW!
Bowser: NO!!! I'VE BEEN DEFEATED BY PEACH!
Kammy: Uhh… You're supposed to win against Mario sir.
Bowser: Huh? Oh yeah! BWAHAHAHAHA! That truce ended 2 hours ago!
Mario: Really?
Bowser: (How did he get so smart all of a sudden?) YES! Now I'm going to defeat you this time!
Mario: I'm gonna win!
Bowser: What makes you say that?
Mario: Because I'm the star of this Fun Fiction!
OH NO! IT'S TURNING INTO A RUNNING GAG INTO CRAZY'S FUN FICTIONS!
Bowser: Not this time!
Oh… That's a relief.
Mario: MORE VOICES!
Bowser: You see this?
Mario: AHH IT BURNS!!!!
Peach: AHH IT BURNS!!!!
Random Goomba: AHH IT BURNS!!!!
Kammy: AHH IT BURNS!!!!
Bowser: Wha? AHH IT BURNS!!!!
Now what are they seeing that's so… AHH IT BURNS!!!!
Kammy: CHANGE IT QUICKLY LORD BOWSER!
Bowser: RIGHT!
Mario: Yay! The badness is gone!
(If you want to know what it was, it was a picture of Bowser, who is blindfolded while holding an X-Box and PS2. Also in the background of the picture, was some people looking like they were saying "AHH IT BURNS!!!!" (Is it even possible to put parenthesis in parenthesis? Anyways, I don't mean the X-Box from P.T.'s Fun Fiction. (Is it even possible to put parenthesis in parenthesis in parenthesis? Anyways again, I mean the Lemmy's Mansion 2 Fun fiction.)))
Bowser: I can't believe I mistook a picture for the Star Rod… Kammy?
Kammy: Yes?
Bowser: Where is the Star Rod?
Kammy: Oh, I was trying to tell you before we got here. You left it in Star Haven after you turned the Star Spirits into cards.
Bowser: …I'll be right back.
Bowser leaves. And in the distance, you can here various curse words. Bowser comes back.
Bowser: Now to show you the might of the Star Rod!
Mario: So what?
Bowser: Now you can't attack me! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mario puts on his "Super-Boots-That-Can-Only-Be-Used-One-Time-So-HA!" and attacks Bowser.
Bowser: YEOW! I can't believe it! I only raised my defense! MORE POWER!
Bowser has become completely invincible!
Bowser: Now to finish this!
Bowser breathes fire on Mario. Mario is knocked out!
Bowser: OH YEAH! I FINALLY DEFEATED MY RIVAL MARIO!
Kammy: Congratulations my lord!
Bowser: Now…
BANG!
Bowser shoots lightning at Mario with the Star Rod.
Peach: NOOOOOO! MARIO!!!
Mario falls through the clouds and lands in the center of Toad Town.
Prologue: The Prologue Named "The Prologue."
Mario: …
Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof!
Misstar: OH NO! He died!
Klevar: He didn't die!
Mamar: What's your proof?
Klevar: There are no Star Points around him or on him.
Eldstar: Right. Now to revive him!
Muskular: But Klevar said he didn't die.
Eldstar: I mean revive him from his unconsciousness.
Muskular: Oh.
Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof!
Toad Kid: OH DAD! MARIO IS DEAD! HELP! SOMEONE!
Later…
Mario: Zzz…
Muskular appears.
Muskular: MARIO!
Mario: AH! I DIDN'T EAT THE COOKIE! I SWEAR!
Muskular: …Why was I sent again?
Eldstar: Because, Mario obtained a Light Blue colored star in Mario RPG, so he has to see a Light Blue Star first.
Muskular: …
Mario: Uhh…
Muskular: Oh right! Mario! Go to Shooting Star Summit!
Mario: Are you magic?
Muskular: No, I'm just a figment of you're imagination.
Mario: But you were talking to someone.
Muskular: Don't question things you can't understand.
Mario: …
Muskular: GO!
Mario leaves.
Toad: MARIO! YOU'RE ALIVE!
Mario: Of course I am!
Toad: Oh yeah.
Jr. Troopa: HEY! If he lands in Toad Town, how'll he fight me!?
No one likes you also I know how someone can fight Mario 6 times.
Jr. Troopa: #&&#&!!!
Mario: Is this Shooting Star Summit?
Toad: No, this is a Shooting Star Range.
Many people are using Shooting Star items.
Mario: …
Later…
Mario: Is this Shooting Star Summit?
Muskular: No it's just a place filled with happy little unicorns and leprechauns with thousands of pots of gold.
Mario: Really?
Muskular: OF COURSE IT'S SHOOTING STAR SUMMIT YOU IDIOT!
Mario: …
Eldstar: We were expecting you earlier.
Mario: Why? I was knocked out for days!
Mamar: How did you know?
Mario: I guessed.
Skolar: Mario, save us!
Muskular: We're the only ones who can help you defeat Bowser!
Misstar: Bowser imprisoned us with his strongest minions! (Except those Koopa Bros.)
Klevar: You can save us in any order you want.
Kalmar: Also, make sure to find partners.
The Star Spirits disappear.
Mario: Well… time to go!
Mario leaves.
With Peach…
Peach: I'm so bored…
Bowser comes in.
Bowser: I can grant you any wish you want!
Peach: Will you lower you're castle?
Bowser: No.
Peach: Free you're prisoners?
Bowser: No.
Peach: Go on an all expense paid trip to Isle Delfino?
Bowser: No.
Peach: THAN GO AWAY!!!
Bowser leaves.
Peach: Still bored.
Tap! Tap!
Tap-Tap: Yes?
Not you!
Peach opens the windows, which are making the sounds.
Twink: Hello! My name is Twink!
Peach: Can you help me?
Twink: That depends.
Peach: Can you get me out of here?
Twink: Sorry, I can't.
Peach: Can you free the prisoners?
Twink: I can't do that either.
Peach: Do you know Mario?
Twink: Who doesn't?
Peach: Than can you deliver this?
Peach gives Twink the Lucky Star!
Twink: Ok!
Twink leaves.
Mario…
Mario: I wish something exciting would happen.
BONK!!!
Mario: OW!!!
Twink: Sorry! Wait… you're Mario!
Mario: OH DAD! Are you going to threaten my like in P.T.'s fun fiction!?
Twink: …No…
Mario: That's a relief.
Twink: The princess wants me to give this to you!
Twink gives Mario the Lucky Star!
Twink: I also heard that Shy Guy's Toy Box is where a Star Spirit is!
Mario: Where is it?
Twink: Somewhere in Toad Town!
Mario: Ok!
Mario and Twink leave.
???: HAHAHA!!!
Magikoopa: Aw crud… I missed them!
Mario goes around checking various places for the Toy Box. He eventually finds the only place he didn't check, an ole abandoned yellow house.
Mario: I wonder what's in the old abandoned yellow house?
Mario enters.
Mario: Nothing.
Mario goes to enter Forever Forest but…
Guard: You cannot pass the forest gate!
Mario: …
Mario goes back to Toad Town and…
Mario: When did Shy Guys take over? It's just like the Mushroom Kingdom when Mack took over! I left for about 30 seconds, and when I come back, someone takes over!
Shy Guy: OH NO! MARIO! I'd better tell General Guy who put the base in the abandoned yellow house!
The Shy Guy runs away.
Mario: …
Mario enters the yellow house and…
Mario: Still nothing.
Than…
Pink Shy Guy: Hi Mario.
Mario: Hi.
The Pink Shy Guy enters through a secret door.
Mario: Huh?
Mario enters and finds a Toy Box.
Mario: I'd better enter.
Mario jumps on the trampoline and enters Shy Guy's Toy Box.
Meanwhile, Kammy Koopa was outside and saw the whole thing, than flies to Bowser's/Peach's Castle.
Kammy: Almost there… ACK! I CAN'T BREATHE IN SPACE!
Bowser on Walkie Talkie: For the last time! We're NOT in space!
Kammy: Right…
Kammy flies in through the door.
Bowser: Kammy! Are the Star Spirits safe?
Kammy: Well, sort of.
Bowser: …Mario is alive, isn't he?
Kammy: Yup.
Bowser: &$$#&&&$#!!!!
Kammy: What shall we do?
Bowser: I don't trust my minions to be alone! Send the Koopalings!
Kammy: …How? They aren't here?
Bowser: …I know you're behind me Larry.
Larry: What are you doing?
Bowser: Plotting! What do you think?
Larry: Scheming?
Bowser: That was yesterday!
Larry: …
Bowser: Now bring you're brothers and sister up here!
The Koopalings arrive.
Bowser: Here is a chart for who you're protecting with:
Bower Jr.: 6 Places in Bowser's Castle
Larry: Koopa Bros.
Morton: Tutankoopa
Wendy: Lava Piranha
Iggy: General Guy
Roy: Huff N' Puff
Lemmy: Crystal King
Ludwig: Tubba Blubba
Iggy: I can't go to Shy Guy's Toy Box!
Bowser: Why?
Iggy: Because I have two reasons, 1 Mario is already there, and 2 I'm the narrator!
Bowser: Too bad! Koopalings go now!
The Koopalings leave through the doors to the front yard or whatever it is but…
Ludwig: …Ok…we just ran off of the castle grounds…
Koopalings: ACK! WE'RE FALLING!!!
Peach again…
Peach: Did you give the Lucky Star to Mario?
Twink: Yes!
Peach: Did you teach him how to use it?
Twink: Err… no…
Peach: …I'm just lifting this picture to find the secret exit that the Minister told me about.
Peach looks around and finds the button.
CLICK!
Peach enters the hallway in her fireplace but…
Peach: EEK! I'm filthy!
Peach changes dresses and goes back but…
Peach: EEK! I'm filthy again!
…Let's just say it goes on for awhile.
Peach: OH ANOTHER BUTTON!
CLICK!
Bowser: Kammy, what does Mario hate?
Kammy: I don't know.
Bowser: Peach, what does Mario hate?
Peach: Koopatrols, Pokeys, and Hammer Bros.!
Bowser: Thanks! GUARDS!!!
Guards: Yes sir?
Bowser: Take the princess back to her room!
Guards: Yes sir.
End of the Prologue:
Will Mario save Peach? Will Mario save the Star Spirits? How did Mario get smart? Did the Koopalings survive? Find out on Chapter 1: Trials in the Toy Box!