Prolouge
"I-" *smack* "will-" *smack* "become-" *smack* "Hokage!" Naruto said as he pounded Sasuke.
"Oh god," smiled Sasuke, "You rasenganed all over me." Sasuke got up from his knees and licked off Naruto's rasengan. "Mmm..." he moaned as he did so, "tastes like ramen."
"Naruto! Sasuke!" Sakura yelled as she walked into the clearing, "Are you guys done training?"
Oh yes, thought Sasuke, we trained so hard.
"Crap!" Naruto said, pulling up his pants and jolting Sasuke from his thoughts, "Quick! Pretend that you're emo!" But it was too late. Sakura had seen too much.
She stomped her foot on the ground. "Dammit guys!" she cursed, "Now I just lost twenty dollars in a bet with Master Iruka. Why did you guys have to be homosexual!?"
"Its not what it looks like," pleaded Naruto, "We were just, ah, training!"
"Bullshit," Sakura said, "If I wouldn't have interrupted you would've used the shadow clone jutsu!"
Kakashi teleported into the clearing. "Yo!" he greeted, "What's up?"
"Turns out they were gay," retorted Sakura.
"Shit," Kakashi cursed, "Iruka won the bet."
"Guys, we are not gay!" insisted Naruto, "Right, Sasuke?"
"I want to kill my brother, who wronged me in the past," emoed Sasuke.
There was a rustle in the bushes. "Whoever is in there, come out now," Kakashi demanded.
Hinata emerged. "Come the fuck on! You interrupted my fap session!"
"What the hell were you doing fapping in a bush anyway?" Sakura asked.
"I was pretending I was Sasuke.."
"Well this is awkward..." Naruto said, "Anyone up for an orgy?"
Sakura punched Naruto so hard he flew ten feet.
"Hubbie!" Sasuke stated as he chased after his boyfriend.
"Yeah, yeah," Sakura said, turning to leave. "Let's go hand Iruka his winnings, Sensei Kakashi. Come along too Hinata."
Hinata hurried to meet them. She stopped, and kicked Naruto in the balls. "That's for not doing it with me!"
And so, Master Iruka won money, Hinata still stalked Naruto, and Sasuke was still emo. The end.