Summary: Sirius, Remus, a couch, and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. Rampant insanity ensues. Non-slash, though homosexuality is implied.

Author's Note: All right, I am of the opinion that Remus/Sirius is a great pairing and I also love Sirius Black to an amazing extent… But I got bored in Biology the day before the end of term… and decided to write a little bit of non-slashy literature. No idea what hit me…And, by the way: Yes, I KNOW the Harry Potter books take place between 1991 and 1997, and therefore this is set in the afterlife (I guess)…So, here you have it: Pirates. Oh, and I really don't own Harry Potter, I don't understand how you could think a high-school age artist could possibly be JKR.

"Moony, whatcha watching?" Sirius plopped down on the couch next to his friend on the couch, his eyes on the TV. Sirius rested his head on Remus' shoulder.

"Pirates of the Caribbean," Remus replied, his eyes never leaving the screen.

"I've seen both of them, and this doesn't look like either." Sirius pointed.

"It's the third."

"Really?" Sirius looked at him. "I was under the impression it doesn't come out on DVD for another week."

"Time-Turner."

"Oh."

On screen, Jack and the crew were running around trying to flip the boat.

"Why don't they just…"

"Muggles, Sirius."

"Yes, but…"

"But what?" Remus turned away from the screen to look at Sirius.

"Tiadarma."

"…Don't ask me, I don't know."

"Fair enough." Sirius sighed, his chest rising and falling with the effort. "Moony, what exactly is the point of sneaking around in time to watch a movie?"

Remus shrugged, "I think I've been around you too much."

"…" Sirius stared at him. "In other words, you got bored?"

"To put it in Lehman's English…yes."

"You know I could have entertained you, right?"

"I don't swing that way." Remus pointed out, eyes still never leaving the screen. "And

besides, I'm married."

"You always have an excuse." Sirius was playing with a frayed hem on Remus' shirtsleeve. "Either way, that's not what I was implying."

"Really?" Remus' voice was laced with disbelief. "Than what would you do to entertain me?"

Sirius shrugged, "I dunno… I could turn into my other self and chase my tail."

Remus looked at him as though he were insane. "What?"

"I said-"

"I heard you the first time… just…What?"

"You have to admit, it is entertaining." Sirius accentuated this thought with a poke to Remus' nose. Remus sneezed.

"Pads, I am trying to watch this movie."

"Fine. Whatever…" Sirius slumped down on the couch, crossing his arms and pouting.

"You never pay any attention to me…"

"Yes, I do, and you know it."

"You don't appreciate me…. Me! Your best friend!"

"Sirius, shut the bloody hell up!" Remus snapped.

Sirius pulled his knees up to his chest on the couch. "Fine, but I get to use you as a pillow, Moony."

"Fair enough… Just no more interruptions."

"'Kay…."

A short amount of time passed.

"You know, Jack Sparrow is rather cute…"

"You're such a fag, Pads!"