One day as
she was strolling along in the shiverpeaks, BobTheChick stumbled upon
a pair of Ice Elemmentals.
Just as the elementals saw her she cast
a fire storm spell. After taking 60 damage upon each hit the pair of
elementals were destroyed and BobTheChick received 120 experience
from the pair of helpless elementals; a little less due to the fact
that the XP must be shared among the party of three: Alesia the
healer henchman, BobTheChick the elementalist/ranger and of course
her pet cat: Melandru's Stalker.
After that BobTheChick got bored
of the Shiverpeaks and decided to travel back to Ascalon city so that
she could trade her newfound riches.
Upon her arrival in Ascalon
city BobTheChick saw members of her guild, the name of which she
cannot remember due mostly to the fact that it was not in fashion to
actually remember the name of the guild you are in.
BobTheChick
decided to greet one of the members of her guild by use of a whisper.
She sent the message to one of her friends GertTheFair.
"Hi"
BobTheChick sent.
"Hello" GertTheFair sent.
"Do
u wanna go n xplre da Shiverpeaks?" BobTheChick sent.
"yeah"
GertTheFair sent.
After receiving a party invite and accepting it
GertTheFair and BobTheChick went out and traveled to the
Shiverpeaks.
In the Shiverpeaks the Party, now of four encounters
a Fire Drake.
"Ahhh" GertTheFair sent.
"Fear not
my friend, for i am a ranger and i can tame this wonderful beast!!!!"
BobTheChick sent.
After receiving the message GertTheFair decides
to help the immensely beautiful BobTheChick in her quest to tame the
magnificent beast.
BobTheChick casted her tame animal spell while
GertTheFair distracted it from it's attack on the very busy
BobTheChick.
After 10 grueling seconds GertTheFair falls to the
might of the Fire Drake while BobTheChick receives a brand spanking
new Lvl 20 Fire Drake.
"Bwahahahahah!!!" laughed
BobTheChick.
"I was only using you, you weak noob to protect
me and now if you battle me you will also battle the level 20 Fire
Drake Who killed you once and can kill you again!! I am invincible
now.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Epilogue
"Hello
great and beautiful master." GertTheFair sent to Bob The female
seductress Overlord of all eternity.
"You have served for 10
years faithfully therefore I shall give you the greatest gift of all
time! I am hereby promoting you from maggot underling to toilet
cleaner. You and your other avatars can now serve me faithfully for
the rest of eternity!!!!
"Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Thank
You Bob The female seductress Overlord of all eternity who is also
more beautiful than any other being on this planet. I will gratefully
clean your toilet for all eternity!"
The End.