Seeing how my pta Sans fic was such a success, like I wasn't expecting it to be that popular, I decided to write a whole story dedicated to just random drabbles of Pta sans. These drabbles may go from a couple paragraph's long to just a few sentences long, seeing how this AU fits a lot better comics anyways so here we go.
How it started. Oh I need to mention
'frisk signing'
When Toriel come home in a huff, Sans knew right away something was up, it was beyond rare for her to get angry. Walking up to where she was in the kitchen, Sans leaned against the doorframe and tilted his head.
"Is everything ok, Tori?" He asked her as gently as he could. She let out an irritated sigh.
"I just don't know how much more I can take of the PTA meetings." Toriel told him, as she took a seat on a barstool underneath the counter. Sans had heard a bit about the PTA meetings, but nothing too much, all he could figure was that Linda, the head of the PTA, was some sort of monster racist.
"What happened?" Sans inquired, sitting down next her.
"It's Linda mostly, she's the head of the PTA, You should hear half the stuff she says about autistic kids, it's awful, plus she's trying so hard to enforce this gluten free lunch on the kids." Toriel sighed once again and just put her head in her hands. "And what's worse? Everyone just blindly follows her."
Sans let out curious hum, then put his hand on Toriel's.
"What If I went instead of you to the next meeting? Maybe I could talk Linda down a few pegs?" Sans suggested, Toriel thought about for a moment, then finally nodded.
"Ok, if you want, but I have to warn you, Linda probably won't be too happy with it." Toriel sighed with a shrug.
"I'm not afraid of some soccer mom, Tori. Besides, How bad can she really be?"
The first meeting.
Sans approached the PTA room, Frisk's small hand in his own, opening the door, Sans looked around the room, there were a lot of women, there were a few children as well. Sans's eyes landed on the food not too far off.
"Why don't you go and play with the other kids Frisk?" Sans suggested, Frisk took one look at the other children, and shook their head, they started to sign to Sans,
'They are Linda's and Helen's kids. They don't like me.'
Sans frowned at this but said nothing.
"Ok, lets go get some food then." Sans started toward the food on the table, however, before he could put stuff on his plate, Frisk tugged on his sleeve, once They had his attention, they signed to him again,
'Don't eat the lemon bars.'
"Oh, I'm sure they aren't that bad, Frisk." Sans gave the lemon bars the benefit of the doubt and picked one up. Shrugging, he went to bite into it.
CRACK
Sans stood there, stiff, as the lemon bar, hard as a rock, just stayed in his mouth. He was pretty sure he cracked a tooth on the bar. Letting out a bitter scoff, Sans could only throw the bar away, he turned back to Frisk, who only had one thing to sign.
'I warned you'
"Those things aren't even edible..." He told Frisk, they nodded.
'Linda made them. They are gluten free, hypo allergic, vegan and a bunch of other stuff.'
Sans just shuddered. Passing by a group of women, Sans caught wind of their conversation.
"-Glad that cow didn't show up, like who does she think she is?"
Sans rolled his eyes, gossip, he could live without gossip, however, what someone said next, made him stop.
"Plus those pies of hers are just disgusting. I mean cinnamon and butterscotch? gross."
They were talking about Toriel, there was no doubt about it, but, that's not what sent him over the edge, it was what they said next that made him angry,
"Have you seen her daughter? I heard she's retarded."
"Kiddo, why don't you go and save us some seats, I need to have a talk with some of these women." He told Frisk, who did so without hesitation, truthfully, he wanted Frisk out of the way because he was going to say some very choice words to these women.
Clearing his throat behind them, catching all the women's attention.
"Hi, I'm Sans. I'm here in place of Toriel tonight." He calmly introduced himself. The woman all just gave him dark and dirty looks, Sans just kept that smile and then added, "By the way, I feel like I should say, you call Frisk retarded again. You're going to have a bad time." He told them, his left glowing just a bit show just how serious he was. He then let his magic die down and gave a smile,
"I can see we're going to have an interesting relationship." He then gave a mischievous smile on his face,
"So...Which one of you is Linda?"
Ok so this was this was just the first chapter, like I said, it's gonna be mainly in drabbles, only a few are going to be as long as the first two are. I hope you enjoy.