TheGoddesOfGamez: Hi, this story isn't that funny, just R&R (I hope that means read & review) cause' otherwise I won't be able to write a new chapter… which I hope will be funnier. ENJOY!

One summer evening there was an evil scheme going on at Malik's house…

"BAKURA! MARIK!" yelled Malik from downstairs

"Hurry up Marik!" staggered Bakura

"I'm trying, I'm trying!" Marik said quickly

"We can't let Ryou and Malik figure out we're throwing Malik's laptop thing in the pool!"

"Why are we doing this anyway Bakura?"

"Because Ryou and Malik have been communicating by this E-MAIL thingy"

"So?"

"How many times do I have to tell you, you dupe! One of these E-MAIL'S said something about… cooking classes"

Marik gasped and clapped his hand over his mouth.

"DON'T BE SO LOUD! As I was saying, the bad thing is that included our names and an enrollment form!"

"Oh! I remember now!"

"BAKURA! MARIK! Where are you guys?" said Malik sounding pretty insecure this time.

"Um… we're coming! Come on Marik!"

"But we're on the balcony; I haven't dropped it in yet!"

"Just leave it on the ledge!"

"Okey dokey!"

Downstairs, there was a very curious looking hikari, and a very worried looking hikari.

"Ahem! What have you two been doing exactly?" Ryou asked suspiciously though sternly.

"Ryou, be more strict! They could have destroyed something again! It's MY house after all. Anyway Ishizu and Odeon will be home soon!"

"Calm down Malik!"

"They better not have touched my television again…"

"Alrighty… now tell us what you have done or you two will be banned of seeing each other or communicating in any way with each other for a month! Understand?"

"Oh that's nothing…." Bakura started saying

"And no fire communicating or fireWORK communicating."

"Yeah… um… Bakura! What do we do?" Whispered Marik nervously

"Marik…" Bakura started to say.

"Why start with me! It was your idea!"

"As I was SAYING, Marik was showing me where the…"

"BATHROOM!"

There was complete silence in the room from the minuet that word left Marik's mouth.

"He um… needed to go to the bathroom and he forgot where it was… it um… took so long because, he… um…"

"Had to gel my hair!"

"..."

"What? I did have to after all!"

"Yeah, I no…"

(Loud splash and zapping sound echoes through the house)

"Uh oh…" Marik and Bakura exchanged faces in the silence.

Back in Bakura's house…

(Door slams)

"Why did you two do that to Malik's laptop Bakura?"

"We, uh… We wanted to see what this E-MAIL was… and…"

"So you put Malik's laptop on the EDGE of the balcony?"

"Exactly!"

"…"

"We were... we were there because we couldn't get it… working… in Malik's room… yeah! That's EXACTLY what happened!"

"I'm going upstairs to call Malik, if you want to try out MY laptop anytime soon, ASK FIRST!"

"I need to make one quick phone call before you do ANYTHING! And, uh, on one of these E-MAILS, there was something about this INTERNET thingy…"

"I get it; you want to check it out"

"Yeah…"

"Fine, just don't move my laptop EVER! And no flames or liquids next to it."

"Okay." Said Bakura stubbornly dragging a wheelbarrow full of liquids, cigarette lighters and matches back into his room.

"Just let me use the phone first!"

"Go ahead…"

Bakura rushed to the phone just in time to stop Marik from making up a COMPLETELY different story…

Later that night…

"Bakura? Are you in there?" Said Ryou in a low voice.

"Must… beat…unicorn…"

"What?"

"THE unicorn!"

"What on earth are you talking about?"

To be continued…

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