France: honhonhon author come her
Draco: -backs away- im not this bloody wanker you keep talking about
(This scene has been removed due to France attack Draco and Draco malfoy casting a very violent spell)
Me: my friend drew wrote this but I did write the very sweet scene with England and America. Ok boys say the disclaimer!
France+Draco: Grecian angel does not own harry potter
France: she doesn't own my land either!
In a small French city, a magical baker named Harry Potter baked huge loafs of bread that had invisibility powers. His wife, Jenny Potter, was a hotel maid who secretly was in loved with Draco malfoy and secretly seeing him. Hermione Weasly saw this and told her husband Ron Weasly, who was a shoe-maker and a close friend of Harry, who in return divorced jenny.
Luna Lovegood, an artist in a Paris Museum, caught the attention of Harry; he baked the hugest bread in history for her that said 'will you marry me' on it in red icing.
She yelled yes. At the moment she was about to take a bite, the bread exploded she stared on in shock.
Harry has forgotten to tell her that the recipe called for blast-ended skrewts.