Well hello, I'm not Tarissa (ilyvamp15) I'm her sister and my name is Cassie. I just wanted to write a one-shot because I'm board. This will be NCIS, because I just love that show!

Stained shirts and phone sex.

"Where the hell is Ziva?! We got a dead petty officer." Gibbs barked he looked to Tony "Well?"

Tony just shrugged his shoulders "Mcgeek, Have you seen her?"

Gibbs turned his attention towards a dumbfounded McGee "I haven't seen her since yesterday when we left to go home" McGee responded just then the ping of the elevator sounded and Ziva walked in wearing dark skinny jeans, black converses and a leather jacket she was also holding a motorbike helmet Gibbs looked her up and down,

"Why the hell are you so late?" Gibbs demanded.

"My mini cooper broke down and I had to take my motorbike" Ziva replied calmly. "since when do you ride a motorbike?" asked Tony, "since I was 15"Ziva replied

"DON'T let it happen again" Gibbs growled, and with that he was gone heading towards the elevator with McGee on his heels, however Tony not on his heels. Why wasn't tony following? Gibbs looked back to see Tony staring at Ziva as she removed her jacket, she was wearing a grey and black striped sleeveless tank-top. Tony couldn't help but admire her body; the way the top hugged her curves and how the jeans made her legs look longer. Ziva grabbed her gear and almost ran into Tony she moved past him "See something you like, DiNozzo?"Asked Ziva. At that comment she smiled impishly but before she walked away she tapped his chin with her index finger and closed his mouth.

This case was hard, both physically and emotionally for the team. It was taking its toll on everyone, especially Abby:

"There was a kid there, DiNozzo!" shouted Abby after DiNozzo cracked another one of his smart-ass jokes. "Did you not see the photos, blood and gore everywhere! The poor little girl had to see her parents murdered, no kid should have to see that!"

"Abby, calm down. I know everything! I was there!" replied Tony.

"Just get out of my lab, DiNozzo! NOW!" Shouted Abby. As Tony was walking out the door he accidentally bumped into someone...Ziva.

"What the hell?!" Ziva squeaked then shivered as the Caf-Pow was running down her white button up shirt.

"OH MY GOD, WAS THAT MINE?" Abby came running around the corner like a raging bull. Tony could of sworn Abby's eyes flashed red when she seen the Caf-Pow dripping off Ziva and onto the floor. "DINOZZO!!!! You know I can kill you without leaving any forensic evidence right?"

"Yeah, you might have mentioned it a few times..." stuttered Tony, "backing away now assassin and the pissed off forensic scientist."

"Tony give me your shirt NOW!"ziva screamed "what now like in the hall way?" Tony asked blushing. "Yes...NO OF COURSE NOT! JEEZ! Go in there" Ziva pushed Tony into a small closet "Now take your shirt off" Tony didn't argue and started to ubutton his shirt but was temporarily stunned when he saw Ziva was taking her shirt off as well "Woah, hang on a sec, what are you doing?" Ask Tony, whom was secretly kicking himself inside for stopping her, way to go DiNozzo, the girl whom you have been crushing over since the first question she asked him (AN. The first question for those who don't know was "Were you just having phone sex?" asked by Ziva...LOL) you could of just seen her topless yet you open your big mouth and stopped her...and now she giving you a weird look. Mabey I should say something. DiNozzo thought.

"Ummmmm....." yeah, real smart opening, DiNozzo "Sooooooo"

"Just give me your dam shirt, Tony!" Ziva finished un-buttoning her shirt as Tony finished up his and handed it over to her, she started to put it on when a realization hit Tony; "What a minute, what am I supposed to wear, do you want me to walk around topless?" YES, OH GOD YES! What a minute, what the hell am I thinking, thought Ziva.

They were still both topless when someone opened the door the the closet they were in. Someone chuckled, Ziva went red and the first words that came out Tony's mouth were "Who the hell are you?"

"Scruffy, the janitor." The man relpied a.k.a. Scruffy.

"Never seen you before" said Tony.

Whatever i'm board with this hope u like it.