"Happy birthday, Chie! This is my lovely present for you."
"Whoa! A steak ramen bowl! Thank you so much, Yosuke!"
"My pleasure. Now, kiss me."
"Not in a million years, dumb ass!"
The scene ended with a kick from the girl to Yosuke's legs.
…
"HANAMURA! How many times have I told you NOT to DAY-DREAM in class?"
A familiar voice woke Yosuke up from his fantasy and made him quickly stand up.
"Oh, uh, that's a nice face you're having, Mr. Morooka!"
"Oh yeah? And that face will teach you a lesson if you snore like a pig again in my class! Now SIT DOWN!"
Yosuke sat down as fast as possible, his heart almost fell out. He heard some giggles, but he didn't care. All he was thinking about was a girl he liked. The girl who had the same hair-color as him. The girl who always kicked him, even in his dream. The girl who…
"Hm? What's wrong Yosuke? Your face looks dumb."
A brown-haired girl turned around to face Yosuke with a weird smirk on her lips.
"Huh? Ah, uh, I-…"
Yosuke panicked when he saw her staring at him. A faint blush appeared on his face and blah blah blah (Behold my super-cliche-literature power!)
…
(Lunchtime, at the rooftop…)
"What did you dream in class last time, Yosuke?"
Souji asked, used his chopsticks to pick up a piece of the omelet in his lunchbox.
"Well… about, her, you know who…"
"Who?"
Souji's playing dumb. (Or he really forgot, I don't care…)
"Dude, I told you before!"
"Who you told me before?"
Souji calmly played dumb again. (This guy just won't stop making lame jokes, I swear.)
"Argh, forget it, you're hopeless."
"Yeah, I know…"
Souji sighed. He used his left hand to take out a pink handkerchief to wipe his mouth, then continued eating peacefully.
"Satonaka, isn't it?"
He suddenly spoke.
"Dude, don't say it out too loud!"
"Why? You worry if someone heard?"
"No, I-…"
Yosuke sighed deeply, AS IF someone wouldn't know if his friend kept talking about it freely like this…
"Yeah…"
He said sadly, but it actually sounded like another sigh.
"Why?"
"Because… I'm afraid… I guess…"
"Keep on being a shy guy like this, and you'll definitely never have any girlfriend."
"Tch… yeah… you're right…"
Yosuke said like a TOTALLY hopeless guy ever. His head filled with worries, shyness, and scariness (scared of being kicked, I suppose.).
"If only I were as courage as you, It'd be much easier…"
"Well, I see that you still haven't got enough COURAGE. Wanna know some secrets? (As SPOILERS!)
Souji stopped eating and turned his head to make a SO-EVIL smirk with eating and turned his heaad !)
ever.
"Nah, thanks, but I'd rather not. JuJu warned me not to let you spoiler anything to the readers anymore."
"Ok, the first thing you'll have to do is to eat everything that was rotten in your refrigerator, or belonged to somebody scary (ex: Doji-sama). And the second…"
"Dude, stop it before JuJu presses Delete button!"
"… is to read "The Man's Life" series thoroughly, the third…"
"Dude…!"
Yosuke jumped toward his friend, tried to stop the Fool doing the foolish thing.
"… is to eat at Aiya Chinese Diner when it rains!"
Souji did his best to scream while resisting his friend's attacks.
( JuJu pressed Delete button with some insane chuckles…)
Muwahahaha….!
…
Chie
(At the same time, in the class…)
"I have a feeling someone was deleted…"
"Chie, don't say such bad things. We all knew now if someone says spoiler-infos,
they will be delete by JuJu. What kind of fool would do that?"
"Yeah, the one opposed JuJu's law must be super-magically-silly, then…"
Chie said innocently, leaned her chin against her right hand.
"Let's suddenly change the subject now!"
Yukiko smirked weirdly.
"Ok, what unexpectedly stupid thing should we nonsensical gossip about?"
Chie said with an even more weird face.
"What about Yosuke's day-dream stuff this morning that I SWEAR I DIDN'T TELL King Moron?"
"That's fine. I wonder what was wrong with him!"
"I think that he dreamed of you, Chie."
"Yeah right. It's impossible and way too gross."
Chie grinned.
"Anyways, Yukiko, do you have any idea why Souji always eats lunch with Yosuke?"
"Nope. I'm totally clueless about he likes Yosuke."
…
"I see…"
Chie sighed. Her eyes gazed blankly at the air.
"Are you jealous?"
Yukiko asked with her most ghostly smirk. ( Argh, why does everyone always smirk?)
"Hm? With whom?"
"Yosuke."
"Ah, yeah, that jerk…"
"Do you hate him?"
"I guess…"
"Do you want to kill him?"
"Maybe…"
"Do you want to punch him with no reason?"
"Definitely."
"Then go to the rooftop and sneak on them."
"Ooh yeah!"
(Yukiko sounded insane but it's not like I hate her or anything, I swear…)
…
Yosuke
(Meanwhile, at the rooftop…)
"Phew, we finally came back…"
"You still want to know more secrets?"
"Dude, slip that insane mind out of you!"
"Ahem, ok then, I'll tell you later."
Souji continued eating happily.
"Gosh, this one-shot sucks…"
Yosuke sighed heavily.
"Hey, Yosuke."
"What?"
"Do you want to have a sudden kiss from your gay partner?"
Souji sounded so-SO-evil while wiping his mouth with his pink handkerchief again.
"What?"
"I'll take that a yes."
And then, fast like an evil squirrel, Souji threw away his handkerchief, pushed his lunchbox far away from him, leaned his head close toward Yosuke, and gave the poor guy a deep-deep-loving kiss in just one same second. ( Demon! _)
"Ngh…!"
Yosuke felt helpless toward his friend's so-SO-strong power. ( Kakaka I leveled him to level 50 while Yosuke had been left at the entrance with level 30…)
But Yosuke, he couldn't give up this time. He hated gays, he liked Chie, he had to fight against his pal, for justice, for humanity! (Great guy ever ^^)
And before he could push his pal away, he saw a very-very-bad-bad-bad scene that he'd rather enjoyed the kiss than saw it.
…
Chie
(At the same time, the same rooftop…)
The brown-haired girl was frozen to stone.
There were two guys kissing in front of her.
The guy on the left, was Souji, the one she liked.
But the guy on the right, was Yosuke, the one she hated more than steak-thieves, was looking at her through Souji's shoulder with his face all red.
"You gay jerks…!"
Chie mumbled angrily, her hand squeezed into a scary punch. But luckily, she didn't punch Yosuke, she just quickly turned back and closed the door loudly.
She'd definitely kill that guy.
…
Yosuke
"Let go of me, you moron!"
He quickly pushed Souji away and ran after Chie.
"Chie! Wait!"
He called after her, left Souji sat like a dumb next to his lunchbox.
…
Souji
He remained silent for awhile. He still shocked by Yosuke's reaction. A lonely wind blowed his gray-colored hair into the air.
"What was wrong with him…?"
Souji self-asked dumbly. He sighed, took a look at his wristwatch.
"Lunchtime's almost over…"
He said, slowly picked up his lunchbox and head toward the roof's door.
…