Alice and Jasper's New Movie Scheme

Chapter One

Disclaimer: The Story Starts When Jasper is video taping His family members. Alice, Esmee, and Roselie are shopping. Jacob is the Innocent bystander in the story.

"Oh Edward," says Emmett while being sucked by Edward. They didn't know that Jasper was in the closet.

Jacob was pissing all over the house. Then Edward goes tense because he senses Jacob. "Damn that stupid dog," says Edward while kissing Emmett.

Then he finds Jacob pissing all over the cds.

`He jumps on Jacob and kicks his ass.

Then Carlisle comes in and Says, "He is my wolf man not yours." He picks up Edward and throws him to the side. He grabs his wolf man then kisses him.

They still didn't know that Jasper was in the closet with a video camera.

Then Jasper starts laughing out loud, " Ha-ha ha I caught it all on tape."

Carlisle said, "Did anyone here something?" Everybody else said, "yeah, but I wouldn't worry about it."

Jacob asks, "Where's Jasper I haven't seen him all day." They all looked at Jacob and said, "With Esme and the girls."

They all thought he was watching them from the closet. Little did they now that he was there.

He made a perfect tape of them fooling around on each other.

Till next chapter of Alice and Jaspers New Movie Scheme