THE MOST EPIC STORY EVER
One Day There Was A Lets Say A Ummm... A Rock...0.o. It was a very ugly rock
who knew how to fly but sadly not land 'cuz it fell on people's heads for humor.
One day, the rock (named SausalitoPepperoni/3.14159 - That Isn't A Username btw :|.)
decided to hit a bear in the head but before SausalitoPepperoni/3.14159 could do so he died...
His remains were a powdered doughnut-shaped egg that was as hard as a petrified marshmallow.
One day, the egg hatched and its contents and itself exploded (pointless right?). A second later,
everyone turned into dinosaurs and were killed to extinction by spoons falling from the sky.
THE END