(A/N: A random parody I got. Enjoy and R&R All rights go to DS)
The Demonata Don'ts
Dervish – Don't tell him to whirl. Ever.
Beranebas - Don't ask him to let out his inner party animal. At all.
Grubbs – Don't ask him if his sisters afraid of rats. Never.
Kernel – Don't tell him he'll poke his eye out. He's had experience.
Bec – Don't ask her if she can skim rocks. At any time.
Shark – Don't ask him if he's ever failed to save someone's sister. Bad thoughts.
Meera – Don't ask her if she's a whizz at makeup. She'll feel the need to prove herself to you.
Sharmila – Don't tell her to put her best foot forward. It's a sensitive spot.
Kirili – Don't tell him he's looking a bit like a zombie in the mornings, not if you want to avoid a full scale panic attack. He might turn himself into a rabbit.
Lord Loss – Don't tell him he's all heart. Lying is a sin after all.
Juni – Don't ask her when she's going into plastic surgery – it's just unnesecary and obvious she already went and they failed it.
The Old Creatures – Don't ask them where the myth of God came from. They get pissed.
Drude – Don't ask him what his other intentions were when he told Bec to strip naked. It's a bad mental image.
Artery- Don' t tell him that you couldn't sense the difference between him and his human side. That you think they were both midgets apart from the mouth is in the wrong place.
Vein- Don't tell her to sit, unless you're Beranebas.
Death – Don't ask him how his uncle Gravity is doing. They aren't on speaking terms any more.
Gret – Don't ask her if she likes going to puppet shows.
Bill – E – Don't advise him to prop up his lazy eye with a match stick. He tried in third grade. The results weren't the best.
Prae Athim – Don't ask her if her sister is called Prune. She's allergic.
Anthone – Don't ask him if his brother is Ken. It's mean and is rude to imply he's made of plastic.