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IT'S GRUBSAUCE,

IT'S JUST GRUBSAUCE

IT'S ONLY GRUBSAUCE!

RIGHT KANAYA?

… KANAYA?

"Run. I have to run! Gamzee's here. Oh god when will I learn to not turn my back on the bodies? Kanaya and Feferi are gone. Sollux is out cold, thank Gog he's not dying on me again! But that clown is going to screw us all! Why does he have to be my moirail? Why did I have to get stuck with Gamzee duty? Oh man, oh man oh man oh man. I'm going to die."

"HEY THERE KARBRO," The insane clown said behind me. I turned to see his multi-colored blood splattered body towering over my smaller body.

"GAMZEE…" I said. "WHAT THE HELL YOU GRUBFISTED NOOKSCRATCHER?!"

"what do you mean BEST FRIEND?" He replied. "I'M ONLY LIVING LIKE I WAS FUCKIN' MEANT TO AS THE MIRTHFUL FUCKIN' MESSIAH!"

"…YOU'VE SERIOUSLY LOST IT HAVEN'T YOU; YOU GRUB LICKING NOOKWHIFF? GAMZEE JUST… GO FIND SOME FAYGO OR BAKE A PIE… SOMETHING." I instructed. "AS YOUR LEADER I COMMAND YOU."

"no way best friend," He said. "that stuff ROTS YOUR MIND! I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE KARBRO."

"QUIT BEING MORONIC YOU NOOKSTAIN," I said, kind of desperate to get him to go rot his think pan some more. "JUST... PLEASE GO EAT A PIE."

He twitched a few times.

"NO," He replied and swung his arm. A familiar sickle gleamed in his hand.

"Regisickle," I thought. "How the ever loving FUCK did he get that?"

"Karbro's candy red blood sprayed out as his sickle went through his neck. It was too easy. Like crushing a wriggler under my shoe."

I dropped to the floor and started painting the wicked mother fuckin' pictures. Between the humans and Karbro there was plenty mutant candy red for playing with.

"HAPPY HALLOWEEN, karbro." I said as I wrote it on the floor. "have fun in that DARK CARNIVAL IN THE MOTHER FUCKIN' SKY!"

So for a school assignment I had to make a creepy Halloween story. To me, nothing is creepier than a sober Gamzee. I hope I didn't disappoint you guys! And sorry for the late upload. I just got up the courage to put it on fanfiction. It's kind of nerve-wracking because I've never done a Homestuck fanfic before and this is my first non-romance. Tell me what you think! Flames are welcome. They just help the writer get better in my opinion. Thanks for reading! - Akemi