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The Waters of a Silent Night: A Slayers/Sailor Moon Extravaganza!

The waters race in the fight that is the torrent sea, bringing swashbucklers, pirates, and monsters. Maybe even human monsters. Maybe not. Monsters so fierce that it might take more than one chapter to do. Here's one leaping out of the sea now. So monumentally huge and fierce that it is longer than the entire fleet of ships they are accompanying, it has over a hundred eyes and razor sharp fins. A blue dorsal, and a red snout. It is also oh so slimy. What will our heroes do first?...

The narrator did not get to finish his thought as a young redheaded woman no more than 21 pushed her blonde companion down, stepped on his back, and began chanting, "Darkness beyond twilight. Crimson beyond blood that flows. Buried in the stream of time is where your powers grow...

One of the red head's compatriots, the spikier haired one raised his hand, and spoke some un-understandable words. Suddenly there were lights flashing almost as if he was warning people off, and all who remained on deck (the blonde, the spiky bluish purple one, and the royal) placed shades down over their eyes.

...I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand, before this 'beautiful' gift in my unworthy hands. Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed..." A small fireball appeared in the redhead's hand which she pulled back, and it started to grow in intensity in power and the wind forces it was creating. The redhead continued "...by the power you and I possess..."

The blonde finally spoke "Didn't we do this scene at the beginning of Try a few years back?"

The redhead stepped a little harder on his back which annoyed and pleasured him knowing how easily he could get underneath his lover's skin. The redhead resumed her chant while placing her hands in front of her and aiming for the mammoth beast," DRAGON SLAVE!"

The monster was fried, within seconds of the temperamental redhead's assault. Within a few more seconds the redhead steps down to the princess and ask the almighty question of the hour.

"When do we get paid?"

"Lena, you are being unreasonable! You said you would behave. You've barely grown up at all other than your height" Replied a miffed princess.

"You promised that if I got rid of that beast we would get immediate payment. I am not sailing halfway across the world for payment. Now hand over the money. Once we have that in full, we can talk about possible future endeavors."

"I hired you for security, not highway robbery."

"Hey, I followed your rules, by not destroying any boats this time!" The redhead calmly retorted as she stepped down from her boyfriend's back.

The slim, rock like mage took a step back, and leaned onto the railing, shaking his head at his companions idiocy before noticing something on the mast. It was there and not all at once. Zelgadis Greywords quickly drew and threw his magic sword at the fleeting energy which surprised everyone. One annoying and over powered Xellos appears with a slight look of shock evident on his face.

"Well, that was a close one." Xellos calmly states. "I guess I have been away a little to long and have gotten a bit lazy/rusty."

Lena gives a warm, but cautious smile to the trickster, "Been a long time Xellos. Or has it? You tend to spy on us for a while before betraying us or asking for help. Which is it this time?"

"That would be a little premature. Just know that your services are once again required in saving the world. Before you go into your little hero spill about my kind wanting to destroy it, I stated last time and the time before that etc, that we do want it destroyed, but on our time. And our time alone, but someone in our little club has gone rogue, and that is unacceptable." Xellos explains while obviously restraining his anger at this breach in protocol made by this enigma of a person.

Xellos continued slowly, "You will not be compensated, but having me owe you a favor does have a nice ring to it doesn't it?"

Lena reluctantly nodded her head. A favor owed by Xellos is like a ship full of gold times ten. Then she asked, "Why us and not my sister? You know she is just as powerful, if not more so than me, even now after all these years? And what is the issue that has your panties in a bunch?"

"First-I hate to admit it, but your sister is scary. Even to me, and you know my standing in the world of monsters." Xellos cleared his throat in hopes of changing the subject, then continued, "As for what it is, that is for me to know and you to find out."

"We all expected you to be a little cagey with the information concerning the parameters of whatever you want us to do, but admit it. You know you want to say it."

Xellos played coy obviously, "Say? What could you possibly mean?" Having forgotten how much fun it is to annoy his favorite human cattle.

Amelia turned directly to Xellos and threatened, "Say it or else." Knowing that she could do something she has been dying to for years. It had been too long since she got to annoy Xellos, and apparently he had forgotten so he inquired, "Or else what exactiy..?" and that was Amelia's que. She began to sing "Life is wonderful, " causing Xellos to double over in annoyance which sparked mild laugher from her friends.

"I will sink this ship if you all don't stop her. I can always teleport away." Xellos only partially mocked. Lena tapped Amelia to signal a stop. The Lena asked again, "So, what was our mission again?"

A beaten Xellos smiled Wickedly and said simply, "Now that is a secret.." and vanished out of sight.