Just a simple way to irritate both Sasuke and Orochimaru.
HI I was bored so I decided to do this. I do not own Sasuke or Orochimaru (not that I want to…)or anyone else in Naruto for that matter.
Anyways, just enjoy!
Jiraiya was bored and since there was no research to do at that time, he decided to pull a prank on Sasuke and Orochimaru. Him being himself, he was able to sneak into their hideout easily without anyone noticing. He then set up a PA system that would allow all announcements to be heard throughout the whole hideout. Next, he set the recording properly and fixed it so that it will replay every half an hour for a full day. Then, he left the hideout and hid in a nearby bush to witness the outcome of the brilliant plan.
Sasuke was just about to start training. He got his katana out and some kunais and shurikens to practice throwing. Just as he was about to throw his first kunai, he heard an announcement going to be made. (He did not notice the newly installed PA system until now.) "Uchiha Sasuke, please report to Orochimaru. I repeat, Uchiha Sasuke, please report to Orochimaru. He wants to fuck your brains out. I repeat, he wants to fuck your brains out."
Upon hearing this, Sasuke and Orochimaru was anime sweat dropping while Kabuto was somewhere in an empty corridor rolling on the floor laughing his ass off. Meanwhile, Jiraiya was giggling at his hiding spot, happy with the outcome of his little joke.
The end