The Life of Hudini (who cares if it's spelled wrong!) Guy
Part One Hudini Guy is basically my only original character; everyone else is from
the Harry Potter books. There are grammatical and spelling mistakes purposely to account for Hudini Guy's stupidity. This story might not be
funny to you so don't hate me too much.
Chapter One
I was born in a chocolate factory on Some Day in Some Year. I have no
idea whether I was actually born in a chocolate factory, but I have to
fill up this empty space, or else my agent will kill me. I have no
idea who my father or mother was. I'm a wizard, a very creative one.
(Editor's Note: Hudini Guy used creative instead of horrible.) I had a
3-inch wand made of acorn with some human hair in it. I made it
myself, once I finished it, I attached it to my finger.
One day, while I was walking along the road, I met four travelers. I forgot what their names were, but they were something like Goddy Grifondear, Hilda Hupplewuff, Rowan Ravincad, and Snakie Slyfox. We talked 4 a bit, and then they decided that I could be Snaky's advisor. A few years later, they formed a school called Something Like Woggyhorts. Pretty soon they began to have fights. Then, I told, by accident, Snakie that being evil was good for your health. One day, while Snakie and I were talking and no one else was around, Snakie used the killing curse on me.
"It's good for my health", he said.
Then everything went brown.
A few days later, I found myself floating in the air. (Editor's Note: Hudini Guy is soo stupid, he defies the laws of gravity) I soon fell asleep again. In my dream I saw my worst fear: my hat was gone!!! Then slowly I drifted to my happy place. There was chocolate everywhere. There were also people who appreciated my genius. And then he came- Hairy Potter, saying, "help me!"
I woke up, turns out I was in a 300 or more-year nap. I found Snaky's heir now known as Lord Moldymort. He was after Hairy. I followed him. He went to the Potters house. I saw him kill Hairyz parents. Before he was about to kill Hairy, I put a mirror up to his face, which reflected the curse. After this I tripped and my nail cut Hairy's head. While the scar was still bleeding, Moldymort touched Hairy, which transferred some of his power.
Then, I heard a motorcycle; Serious Black rode which I later learned. I ran away. (Editor's Note: Of course Hudini Guy didn't realize he couldn't be seen)
Part One Hudini Guy is basically my only original character; everyone else is from
the Harry Potter books. There are grammatical and spelling mistakes purposely to account for Hudini Guy's stupidity. This story might not be
funny to you so don't hate me too much.
Chapter One
I was born in a chocolate factory on Some Day in Some Year. I have no
idea whether I was actually born in a chocolate factory, but I have to
fill up this empty space, or else my agent will kill me. I have no
idea who my father or mother was. I'm a wizard, a very creative one.
(Editor's Note: Hudini Guy used creative instead of horrible.) I had a
3-inch wand made of acorn with some human hair in it. I made it
myself, once I finished it, I attached it to my finger.
One day, while I was walking along the road, I met four travelers. I forgot what their names were, but they were something like Goddy Grifondear, Hilda Hupplewuff, Rowan Ravincad, and Snakie Slyfox. We talked 4 a bit, and then they decided that I could be Snaky's advisor. A few years later, they formed a school called Something Like Woggyhorts. Pretty soon they began to have fights. Then, I told, by accident, Snakie that being evil was good for your health. One day, while Snakie and I were talking and no one else was around, Snakie used the killing curse on me.
"It's good for my health", he said.
Then everything went brown.
A few days later, I found myself floating in the air. (Editor's Note: Hudini Guy is soo stupid, he defies the laws of gravity) I soon fell asleep again. In my dream I saw my worst fear: my hat was gone!!! Then slowly I drifted to my happy place. There was chocolate everywhere. There were also people who appreciated my genius. And then he came- Hairy Potter, saying, "help me!"
I woke up, turns out I was in a 300 or more-year nap. I found Snaky's heir now known as Lord Moldymort. He was after Hairy. I followed him. He went to the Potters house. I saw him kill Hairyz parents. Before he was about to kill Hairy, I put a mirror up to his face, which reflected the curse. After this I tripped and my nail cut Hairy's head. While the scar was still bleeding, Moldymort touched Hairy, which transferred some of his power.
Then, I heard a motorcycle; Serious Black rode which I later learned. I ran away. (Editor's Note: Of course Hudini Guy didn't realize he couldn't be seen)