Chapter One: A Dream and Trouble

Shego sighed as she sat in her chair and listened to her Smurf of an employer as he worked on his latest scheme. She didn't bother to pay attention. After all, since when do schemes involve the hired muscle in any capacity besides keeping the heroes occupied? Shego was bored enough to take a peek at Drakken's blueprints. She laughed. Back when Shego was still known as Veronica Go, she taught up to and including Calculus II. Dr. D's math was so screwed up, but she wasn't going to correct him. Oh, no, it was much more entertaining to watch Drakken's plans fail because of his incompetence with a little nudge from Shego's alterations to his machines which included wiring pressure switches to small charges near critical systems. Shego found the more time she fought with Kimberly Ann Possible the less she wanted Drakken's plans to actually work because Drakken would take out the comet-powered woman's only equal in terms of fighting skill if he succeeded. Thinking about her foe made Shego smile, I wonder what Kimmie is doing right now.

Kim dreamed. She dreamed of Josh Mankey. The teen was on a date with Josh, and it was going well. As they walked out of the restaurant, a strange woman in green knight's armor lined with fur stood in their path. The woman smiled at Kim. "Be wary of those that may deceive thee, Kimmie." Kim's eyes widened as this mysterious knight blew a strange blue powder into the boy's face from her hand. Josh coughed and hacked. "Angel's...DUST!" As the boy spoke, his voice grew deep and demonic. Then, he started laughing as his body grew into a massive black European dragon. Kim stared at her date in shock. Then, the knight charged the beast with a yell, her great sword covered in a green flame as the knight struck with grace and speed. When the beast's head fell from its body, the knight landed with her sword hand behind her and her other hand on the ground. Kim walked up to the woman in shock as she stood and placed her sword in a scabbard on her back. "She-?!" Kim tried to say, but her voice died as the knight pulled Kim into a passionate kiss. Kim shot awake in shock as sweat beaded down her body. I dreamed… I dreamed of Shego?! Kim thought as she slowly got out of bed.

Kim slowly got ready for school as her mind struggled to come to terms with the dream. She was almost late which never happened. As a result, Kim had to run about her room to gather everything together. Kim failed to notice that she was unnaturally fast. To her, everything still proceeded like normal, until Kim realized she ran all the way to Middleton High, some thirty miles away! Kim checked her Kimmunicator's atomic clock. "That can't be right. I left FIVE MINUTES ago!" Kim sighed and did a quick calculation. 360 miles an hour?! That's just a hair above Mach 0.5! "This is majorly weird." Kim said with a groan as she focused on walking into the school. It wasn't really a surprise that no one was here yet. The clock in the wall said 7:15 AM after all, a good forty-five minutes until school started.

Kim concentrated, walked to her locker, and opened the door to gather the materials she needed. As Kim closed the door, she noticed Shego's mugshot and tensed as images of the dream came back: Shego in her armor, the Mankey Dragon, and the passionate kiss. Kim shivered and slammed the locker door shut with a glare. Kim marched to her class and sat at the ready for the day, determined to get through it without thinking of the green anti-hero. About ten minutes later, Kim heard Barkin marching into the school to an Army Cadence. Kim groaned and placed her head on the desk. She stayed like that until Ron popped in when the bell rang for class. "Hey, KP. You alright?" Kim sighed and sat up. "I'm fine, Ron. I just had a bad night. That's all." Ron nodded and took his seat as Rufus popped out of Ron's pocket and looked at Kim in worry.

When the school day was done, Kim smiled and sighed. Now, if Wade could get me a detox mission that doesn't involve HER, this day will have officially turned around. Kim thought. Unfortunately for Kim, she would not get her wish. Wade buzzed the Kimmunicator and said, "Drakken's built a massive weather machine, Kim." Kim couldn't help but hear the bit of doubt in the boy genius' voice. Her expression must have said as much because Wade added, "It's confusing. I was able to hack the blueprints, but Drakken's calculations are off." Kim raised an eyebrow. "Isn't that good?" Kim asked. Wade shook his head. "Not exactly, with the wrong math, the machine may work, or much more likely, the machine will do something unexpected." Kim nodded. "You and Ron be careful. Your ride should be here in about…now." Kim looked up to see a sports car pull up. "You rock, Wade."

As the Kimmunicator went dark, Shego was puzzled. Usually, Drakken was spouting about his great plan, but today he was silent and gitty for some reason. "Ok…what's your deal, Dr. D? No monologue or gloating about world domination today?" Drakken smiled evilly. "That will come in time, Shego. I'm trying a new approach today." New approach? Shego questioned in her mind, suddenly worried. At that moment, Kim and Buffoon arrived through the air ducts. Shego smiled and lit her hands. "Hello, Kimmie." Kim glared at Shego. "After the day I've had, I'm not in the mood, Shego!" Shego smirked. Taken out of context, it almost sounded like Kimmie had a bad day at work and didn't want to fuck her. Shego laughed. "Ah…Kimmie doesn't want me right now." Shego expected Kim to snap back with a verbal barb, but the girl ran at her with a yell and tackled the green woman. "I don't want you EVER!" Kim roared as they rolled in a heap. Shego chuckled. "I must've hit a nerve." Then, Shego kicked Kim off of her. Kim landed beside the machine. Oddly, Drakken bodychecked Shego. The woman stumbled back in surprise. Kim and Shego sat on either side of the machine. Drakken activated the machine by remote as Ron knocked him to the ground. When the caps came down over them, Shego and Kim realized too late what Drakken's real plan was: body swap! Then, the women passed out.

Kim woke up first and had to do a double take because the first thing she saw was Ron trying to help her body up, but Shego, Kim realized, wasn't having any of it. "I'm going to kill Dr. D when I get back to my body!" Kim giggled at this. Ron was clueless. "KP, what are you talking about?" Shego smiled. "Ah, nothing Ron. It's no big." The use of her teen nemesis' slang made Shego want to puke, but she had to stay in character. Shego quickly jumped up and punched a hidden pressure plate. "Let's go, Ron, before-." A green plasma flame sailed through the air at them. "Got it, KP!" Ron yelled as he pushed Shego out of the lair. Until next time, Princess… She thought as she grinned at Kim.

Author's Note: Bold Type is the person inside the swapped body.

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