This is just a series of oneshots where Naruto is a uke to different people. All of these are going to be weird pairings. I don't own Naruto and please don't ask me to do sequels.

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Favorite Flavor of Ramen.

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Teuchi was getting ready for Naruto's other day visit. Though the blonde was eating healthier he couldn't get over his obsession with ramen. Teuchi was in the kitchen grabbing another bowl when he needed to suddenly pee.

There are no bathrooms here and of one were to get caught peeing outside they would suffer emmbarresment and possibly have there stand closed down from health hazards. There was only one option a bowl. Ayame was on a date so the other bowls weren't washed this was the only bowl he could use and it was nearing the time Naruto arrived.

The ramen cook grabbed his tool and proceeded to let it all out. Though looking slightly aged Teuchi was in his early 40's and had quite a large member. Crouched over the bowl with his member letting out waste the ramen cook prayed nobody saw.

The older man heard the faint steps of Naruto running and knew he didn't have time. There was no time to wash out his pee and put in the broth for the noodles so he just put the noodles directly in his pee. The pee was being used as a broth. The ramen cook added the little remaining broth to make it taste normal.

"OLD MAN YOU BETTER HAVE MY ORDER READY!" Naruto sprinted down the street unaware of the chaos going on around him. Mobil carts fell behind him. And be tripped couples making them fall, accidently kiss, and make out in the middle of the street as produce rolled down.

Teuchi just sweat dropped promptly deciding he wouldn't notice the difference in broth if he gave him the half pee half broth ramen at the end. He set out the first three bowls of ramen for Naruto. Which in turn the blonde devoured. The process continued until the last bowl. And Teuchi was nervous.

"Ok Naruto this last one has a special ingreidient that is special your the first person I'm serving it too so eat it slowly." Naruto nodded at his words. And Teuchi put the last bowl in front of him. Naruto took his first bite chewing slowly to savour the flavor.

"I love it. A bit salty but tangy and the after taste is quite different. 10/10 would eat this again. So what's the special ingreidient." Naruto chocked out as he filled his mouth with more ramen.

"It's a very big secret so I can't tell you." Naruto poured but continued shoving it in his mouth. He didn't notice was the slight breathlessness in Teuchi's voice. The ramen chef was currently jacking off under the counter close to his climax. The cock bounced as sperm shot out in streams onto the bottom side of the counter. Bursting out in short intervolts Teuchi had to resist the urge to moan.

This was one of the best climaxes he has ever had in years. Ever scince his wife died 16 year s ago during Ayame's birth he had never been with anyone. Only using toys and magizenes to get off. The man realized he was bisexual only 3 months ago when Kakashi walked by and stopped for water after training. He had taken his shirt off because it was the summer season. And wooooooweeee was he smoking hot. Not to mention when he took of his mask.

Naruto was the best masturbating material he had in a long time. "I'm leaving now put the cost in my tab!" The blonde ran. Kakashi, Yamato, and Asuma stumbled in visibly drunk.

"Hey can I get some water." Kakashi called getting a 'Yeah' in response as Teuchi went to the back." Ok's guys truth or dare Asuma!" The cyclops said unintelligently.

"Dare me birch!" Asuma squealed happily.

"I dare you to make out with the first male you see."

Asuma so happened to see Shikamaru walking by from cloud watching and jumped him. Shikamaru blinked in shock as electric pulses of pleasure went down his spine from the lips connected to his. The shadow user kisses back eagerly and the two started making out in the street before Asuma pulled Shikamaru towards his apartment.

"Well danm that was hot."

"Yeah" Yamato agreed in a dazed state.

"Okay Yamato I dare you to hook up with both of the chuunin guards. The wood user stumbled off towards the village gates. "Send pictures my way!" Kakashi yelled at his back which got him flipped off.

Teuchi came back with a glass of ice cold water which the former ANBU chugged down quickly. "Where did the other two go?" The stand owner asked?

"We were playing truth or dare and I just got both of them hooked up with a two dares."

Teuchi raised his eyebrow. "Throw me your worst."

"I dare you to," Kakashi whispered the next part into the ramen cook's ear. "cum and pee in all of Naruto's ramen and say it's a new flavor." Teuchi visibly paled. "What's wrong can't get it up anymore?" Kakashi teased.

"No it's just that we days from now Naruto is training and he always eats more after training and I'm not sure if I have enough cum for that. "

Kakashi started laughing then fainted falling out of his chair in the process. Teuchi sighed and walked to the street before yelling."GAI YOUR YOUTHFUL RIVAL HAS YOUTHFULLY GOTTEN HIMSRLF DRUNK AND HAD UNYOUTHFULLY FAINTED." A green blur ran inside the story and grabbed Kakashi before running of and screaming about his unyouthfulness.

Two days later

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Teuchi had been saving up his sperm for two days and his peoe since tbe morning just for this momemt. He sipped out 10 bowls and crouched and peed in all of them the release almost bringing him to completion. Almost! The 40 something year old man stroked his cock gently quickly bringing him self to release in all of the bowls. One by one he came inside of the broth. Quickly adding in the noodles he mixed it together.

Hearing Naruto's signature call the ramen cook grabbed 3 bowls from off the floor. And brought them to the counter. After hearing Narutoa yell of approval he continued to bring the bowls out till the last one. "That was so good! Please tell me the secret ingredient!?" Tears flowed down his face and the sky blue eyes of his became sparkly.

Teuchi sweat dropped. "If you want to know so bad come to the back." Naruto ran to the back excitedly. Jumping around and yelling. 'Where is it?! Where is it!?' "Ok Naruto you need to get on your knees to see it and closed your eyes. If you feel something in your mouth it's just the ingreidient ok." The gullible blonde nodded before getting on his knees and closing his eyes.

The ramen cook have of a devious smirk as he unzipped his pants and pulled out the growing member. Stroking it a few times to get hard. Now this was no small thing to be exact it was 8 inches which is really big. The older man walked in front of Naruto and gently put his cock at the pink pouty lips. "Open your mouth Naruto." Teuchi commanded which Naruto did immediately.

Th he hard member thruster all the way into the blondes throat making said blonde chock. But Teuchi didn't stop there he thrusted it in relentlessly and mercilessly. The Kyuubi host quickly opened his eyes as his face contorted into one of discomfort and pain. With a strong thrust the hard penis went all the way down Naruto's throat releasing its orgasmic juices directly into his digestive system.

Our hero had actually started enjoying it mid way through and was now hooked and drunk on the taste of the ramen cook's cock. The member was pulled out so only the tip was in the velvety caress of the mouth. Pee flooded Naruto's taste buds and filled his mouth..

Naruto quickly decided this was his new favorite flavor.

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I know this is messed up but hey people might be into this.