Today we got a very rare treat, a change to interview none other than WWE
superstar Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Me: Hello Mr. Austin.
Austin: What?
Me: I said hello.
Austin: And I said what.
Me: Before we begin the interview, can I get you anything to eat or drink? It's lunchtime.
Austin: Sure. What? I said sure.
Me: Ok, where do you like to eat?
Austin: McDonald. McWhat? I said McDonalds!
Me: Ok, what do you want? It's my treat.
Austin: A McFlurry, McWhat? A big mac, McWhat? A McNuggets, McWhat? And a coke.
Me: Wow, you sure can eat.
Austin: What?
Me: I said you sure can eat.
Austin: Yea, and I said what.
Me: You said what?
Austin: What?
Me: What?
Austin: What?
Me: What?
Austin: McWhat?
Me: Never mind. Ok, to the interview. Austin, how do you feel about your match with The Rock at WrestleMania? Austin: *mumbling, mouth full of food*
Me: What?
Austin: Hey that's my line. What? I said my line, mine!
Me: Sorry, I should've waited until you were done eating.
Austin: Dam right. What, I said McWhat?
Me: yes, about that. Why do you always talk to yourself? It's funny, but kinda scary.
Austin: It was all Christian's fault. What? I said blame Christian!
Me: Ok I will, but why? What did he do?
Austin: One time at band camp-
Me: no really.
Austin: Hey! You shut your little dam mouth you whimpy little baby, whose telling the story here? What? Story, story!
Me: Ok, ok, I'm sorry, continue.
Austin: Anyways, he was at the airport and I couldn't hear him talking over the noise. What? I said airplane noises!
Me: So, when you kept asking him what he was saying, he told you that the 'what' thing was a good idea for a character gig?
Austin: What?
Me: My point exactly. Ok folks, that's about all the time we have for today. Thank you for joining us. Tomorrow we'll be interviewing Christian, asking him why he cursed Austin with the word 'what'.
Austin: What?
Me: You see? Blame Christian indeed....
Austin: McWhat?
The End. What? I said the end!
Me: Hello Mr. Austin.
Austin: What?
Me: I said hello.
Austin: And I said what.
Me: Before we begin the interview, can I get you anything to eat or drink? It's lunchtime.
Austin: Sure. What? I said sure.
Me: Ok, where do you like to eat?
Austin: McDonald. McWhat? I said McDonalds!
Me: Ok, what do you want? It's my treat.
Austin: A McFlurry, McWhat? A big mac, McWhat? A McNuggets, McWhat? And a coke.
Me: Wow, you sure can eat.
Austin: What?
Me: I said you sure can eat.
Austin: Yea, and I said what.
Me: You said what?
Austin: What?
Me: What?
Austin: What?
Me: What?
Austin: McWhat?
Me: Never mind. Ok, to the interview. Austin, how do you feel about your match with The Rock at WrestleMania? Austin: *mumbling, mouth full of food*
Me: What?
Austin: Hey that's my line. What? I said my line, mine!
Me: Sorry, I should've waited until you were done eating.
Austin: Dam right. What, I said McWhat?
Me: yes, about that. Why do you always talk to yourself? It's funny, but kinda scary.
Austin: It was all Christian's fault. What? I said blame Christian!
Me: Ok I will, but why? What did he do?
Austin: One time at band camp-
Me: no really.
Austin: Hey! You shut your little dam mouth you whimpy little baby, whose telling the story here? What? Story, story!
Me: Ok, ok, I'm sorry, continue.
Austin: Anyways, he was at the airport and I couldn't hear him talking over the noise. What? I said airplane noises!
Me: So, when you kept asking him what he was saying, he told you that the 'what' thing was a good idea for a character gig?
Austin: What?
Me: My point exactly. Ok folks, that's about all the time we have for today. Thank you for joining us. Tomorrow we'll be interviewing Christian, asking him why he cursed Austin with the word 'what'.
Austin: What?
Me: You see? Blame Christian indeed....
Austin: McWhat?
The End. What? I said the end!