Hello readers, this is my first fanfiction on the percy jackson and the olympian. soo if there is any advice if you could give, please do!

Oh, this is one of the (comments-from-percy-and-his-friends-on-fanfiction) so it every chapter is short.

I do not own percy jackson and the olympians.


Dear fanfiction writers,

How many time do I have to say that I do not like Thalia, she is a freakin huntress! She is forbidden to have relationship with mens,

and even if she could, I would be beaten to pulp for making a move on her(if worse, Zeus, her father would blast me with his mega- thunder bolts).

So no, I don't like her and the son of Hades doesn't need a girlfriend.

From,

a very irritated Nico Di Angelo

P.S escuse me?! Percy and me?! I think, I know some really good hospital in Washington D.C that could cure some of your craz- err problems.


Thank you soo much for reading, sorry, i try to make it funny but i don't have a lot of humor. There are a lot of writers that writes this kind of fanfiction, they usually start with percy, but Nico is my favorite character.

Thank you for reading!