A/N: Okay. I blame fellow writer Shiomi for this little ficlet. . Stupid idiot putting the stupid crack idea of first time passengers in a fresh-out-of-drivers school reckless driver mutter mutter mumble mumble curse swear... BAH.

... ... For the betterment of mankind, don't ask about the 3some-pairing. My muses are already on overdrive. -growls-

Disclaimer: Look at it this way. If I owned PoT? You'd never see it on Toonami. All characters belong to Konomi-sensei.

Warning: Shounen-ai, unbeta-ed, crack. Don't like it? Click the back button and head back.

It really, really didn't help that the redhead was known to be a tad bit overly… Reckless.

Well, maybe it was an understatement the bespectacled teen decided as his long-time doubles partner floored the gas pedal. From the passenger seat, his other lover – Atobe Keigo, was promptly thrown back into his seat. It was times like this that made Oshitari thankful for giving in to the diva's demands.

"Gakuto," Atobe literally growled. "driving a car, does not necessarily mean pushing the car to its limits."

From the rear view mirror, Oshitari saw his smaller lover pouting. "But where's the fun in driving at normal speed?"

Oshitari winced, and Atobe started growling louder. Quick at spotting a potential cat-fight brewing between his two lovers, Oshitari jumped in. "Gakkun, why don't you slow down? The next time Kei'll bring us to a racing circuit. You can speed there then."

"I'll what?!"

"He will?!"

Oshitari nodded, and then promptly winced when Atobe turned around and glared at him. Looking back up at the rear-view mirror, the blue-haired teen could not decide which was worse – the glare his diva love was giving him, or the glint in his acrobatic lover's eye that usually led to all three of them getting into magnificent chaos usually caused by said acrobat.

"Yes he will. So will you please slow down already Gakkun?"

"Really? Kei-chan! Do you mean it?"

"Yuushi, what the hell—"

"You will ne Kei?" Oshitari cut in, sending Atobe a look that said "For the betterment of all mankind and us would you please give in this time round?" which his intelligent lover caught almost immediately, and sent a warning glare in return.

Sighing, and wondering not for the first time why he got himself involved with these two, Atobe nodded.

"Yes, Gakuto. I mean it."

"YAHOO!!" Gakuto whooped the air, taking both hands off the steering wheel which promptly led to both his lovers screaming at him. Grabbing the steering wheel again, the redhead grinned sheepishly at his two lovers. "Erm. Sorry?"

Atobe could feel an on-coming headache as Oshitari started massaging tense shoulders in an effort to calm the diva down. When they settled on a date to the racing circuit, he would have to make sure to book the entire place and not place other circuit drivers in danger because of the redhead's driving.

The speed of the car finally slowing down, both passengers sighed in relief and silence fell upon the three as the teens enjoyed their ride… Or at least, until Gakuto noted something.

"Ne, Kei. When we get to the circuit, can I drive a manual this time?"

A/N: Like I said, don't ask. Now go click on the button below and feed my over-worked muses with pretty C&Cs. Flames will be sent a bitched out reply.