Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!! Pitiful child.
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Alrighty then, seeing as this is my first FF.net story, don't eat my brain ^_^;;; It's hard to write pertiful stories... NYO!! I'm getting two Magic, the Gathering cards, Phage the Untouchable and Akroma Angel of Wrath!! YAY FOR MEEEE!!! *cheers are heard*
Anyway, this is about a girl who does some stuff... and... stuff... yea... O_o... anyway! Sorry if it be not original (translation: if it's not original)! I can't think of anything else! WAAHH!! Don't kill meeeee!!! *runs away* Well... That was interesting, now wasn't it? O_o... I'll shut up now. Actually, scratch that, I still have to ramble a bit more. This could be a "Mary Sue" if you will, but hopefully, you'll like it! ^_^;; It's hard to come up with a nice character -_-;; You understand, right guys? Guys?? *looks around for the audience which fell into a deep sleep because of her talking too much*
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Ah, another wonderful doom filled day in Miss Bitters class. Borrrring! Let's move on, shall we? Anyway, today was special. Today was the day to end all boring days! Today was the day when.... THE WORLD EXPLODES!!! Nah, just kidding. Anyhow, today was the anniversery of celebrating overcrowding in schools. A new child would soon be joining the happy "family" in Miss Bitter's classroom. A day when one child's soul would give out its last breath and rest in the eternal place of bliss to join its other friends in the land of soul heaven. Yes, today was that day, my friend.
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Miss Bitters was teaching her children about doom and other such useless for the real world things when a blue light flashed. A bright flash blinded all the children and temporarily caused Zim and Dib to stop glaring at eachother across the front row. Out of the corner in the front where the lice lady had first appeared, stood an averaged sized man who was extremely skinny. He was dressed in black and had red spikes with glasses and the classic trademark of the Z? sign in his shirt. He looked extremely bored and tired and walked up to the class.
"My creations, I have to introduce this fancharacter and unleash it to cause temporal doom upon you all." The man who was obviously Jhonen Vasquez, the man himself, said in a drone voice while looking at his nails that were nonexistant. "Her name is Digi. She comes from Japan." He reached behind him and took the object that was hugging his pant leg for dear life and held her in front of the classroom. "Here she is, children. Make sure you don't kill her on her first day of school. Wait 'til tomorrow to do that so that I can rid the IZ world of all fancharacters." He set the girl down. She was average height and had a black bandana on her head. Her black hair spiked in every which way like Son Goku from Dragonball Z. Her eyes were a bright yellow color and sparkled with that shinyness that only anime eyes would be capable of. Her black shirt had a white Kame House symbol that you would only find in Dragonball Z. Her pants were simple and consisted of black baggy jeans. She smiled cheesily and rubbed the back of her head in the "Son style" (A/N: Yes, yes I am a Zim and DBZ fan. Goku's my favorite character! *Vegeta fans chuck rubber duckies at her* OWIEE!! Stoppit!).
"Hey, guys. Guess I'll be your classmate for the rest of the year." Digi said, hoping no one would throw sticks of celery at her like they did the last Scool she went to. This Skool would be different. She hoped so. (A/N: Scool is Squee's school! YAY!! I'm such a smartass... not...) Back to the story, Digi made her way to one of the back tables in the classroom, Miss Bitters not even caring anymore that new students joined her classroom at, what seemed, random days of the year by some horrible fanfiction writer, sat there staring into space. Jhonen saluted and dissapeared in a puff of pale blue smoke temporarily. Moments later, the smoke cleared to reaveal an atomically pissed off Jhonen, charred and black from the smoke bomb. With his glasses half on and off his face, he grumbled and made his way out the door, coughing up black clouds the whole time.
"Like I said, the world is just doomed like our principle just was by his DOOMED smoke balls. Now, for the next lesson, cherry flavored probes will damn us all to eternal DOOM!!" Miss Bitters went on ranting like she always did.
While this was going on, Zim and Dib resumed their staring contest to decide the famed winner and, most likely, the best of the two!! YEA!! I'm getting carried away... *cough* Anyhow, Digi started snickering at nothing in particular. Everyone turned to stare at her and even the duo who were at the staring contest turned to look at what was so funny. Dib blinked and rubbed his eyes. Was he seeing things? Was there a person in back of her? He blinked and turned to the front, deciding to ask her about that during lunch. Meanwhile, the rest of the class was staring at her blankly and she was staring back, also with a blank face.
"Nani? Er, I mean, what?" She asked, getting caught up in her first language. "My friend told me something funny!! Is it so bad to laugh when something's funny??!!" She exclaimed. Everyone stared at her confused. She then realized that not everyone could see her 'friend' and sighed while sitting back down. "No wait, most of you guys are evil and wouldn't see him." The class, still a bit confused but for the most part content, turned to stare at Miss Bitters. Digi started looking outside the window, bored as ever. 'This is worse than the last school.' she thought. Gee, I wonder why... DUH!!
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YAY!! You all is happy now, right?? GOOD!! Make my head explode!!! No, don't! It hurted when my head got shot. NYO!! Guess where Digi's name comes from and what she is and I'll post up quickly!! (HINT: she's not Irken, lo and behold!)
~~~~~~~~~~NYO!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~
Alrighty then, seeing as this is my first FF.net story, don't eat my brain ^_^;;; It's hard to write pertiful stories... NYO!! I'm getting two Magic, the Gathering cards, Phage the Untouchable and Akroma Angel of Wrath!! YAY FOR MEEEE!!! *cheers are heard*
Anyway, this is about a girl who does some stuff... and... stuff... yea... O_o... anyway! Sorry if it be not original (translation: if it's not original)! I can't think of anything else! WAAHH!! Don't kill meeeee!!! *runs away* Well... That was interesting, now wasn't it? O_o... I'll shut up now. Actually, scratch that, I still have to ramble a bit more. This could be a "Mary Sue" if you will, but hopefully, you'll like it! ^_^;; It's hard to come up with a nice character -_-;; You understand, right guys? Guys?? *looks around for the audience which fell into a deep sleep because of her talking too much*
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Ah, another wonderful doom filled day in Miss Bitters class. Borrrring! Let's move on, shall we? Anyway, today was special. Today was the day to end all boring days! Today was the day when.... THE WORLD EXPLODES!!! Nah, just kidding. Anyhow, today was the anniversery of celebrating overcrowding in schools. A new child would soon be joining the happy "family" in Miss Bitter's classroom. A day when one child's soul would give out its last breath and rest in the eternal place of bliss to join its other friends in the land of soul heaven. Yes, today was that day, my friend.
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Miss Bitters was teaching her children about doom and other such useless for the real world things when a blue light flashed. A bright flash blinded all the children and temporarily caused Zim and Dib to stop glaring at eachother across the front row. Out of the corner in the front where the lice lady had first appeared, stood an averaged sized man who was extremely skinny. He was dressed in black and had red spikes with glasses and the classic trademark of the Z? sign in his shirt. He looked extremely bored and tired and walked up to the class.
"My creations, I have to introduce this fancharacter and unleash it to cause temporal doom upon you all." The man who was obviously Jhonen Vasquez, the man himself, said in a drone voice while looking at his nails that were nonexistant. "Her name is Digi. She comes from Japan." He reached behind him and took the object that was hugging his pant leg for dear life and held her in front of the classroom. "Here she is, children. Make sure you don't kill her on her first day of school. Wait 'til tomorrow to do that so that I can rid the IZ world of all fancharacters." He set the girl down. She was average height and had a black bandana on her head. Her black hair spiked in every which way like Son Goku from Dragonball Z. Her eyes were a bright yellow color and sparkled with that shinyness that only anime eyes would be capable of. Her black shirt had a white Kame House symbol that you would only find in Dragonball Z. Her pants were simple and consisted of black baggy jeans. She smiled cheesily and rubbed the back of her head in the "Son style" (A/N: Yes, yes I am a Zim and DBZ fan. Goku's my favorite character! *Vegeta fans chuck rubber duckies at her* OWIEE!! Stoppit!).
"Hey, guys. Guess I'll be your classmate for the rest of the year." Digi said, hoping no one would throw sticks of celery at her like they did the last Scool she went to. This Skool would be different. She hoped so. (A/N: Scool is Squee's school! YAY!! I'm such a smartass... not...) Back to the story, Digi made her way to one of the back tables in the classroom, Miss Bitters not even caring anymore that new students joined her classroom at, what seemed, random days of the year by some horrible fanfiction writer, sat there staring into space. Jhonen saluted and dissapeared in a puff of pale blue smoke temporarily. Moments later, the smoke cleared to reaveal an atomically pissed off Jhonen, charred and black from the smoke bomb. With his glasses half on and off his face, he grumbled and made his way out the door, coughing up black clouds the whole time.
"Like I said, the world is just doomed like our principle just was by his DOOMED smoke balls. Now, for the next lesson, cherry flavored probes will damn us all to eternal DOOM!!" Miss Bitters went on ranting like she always did.
While this was going on, Zim and Dib resumed their staring contest to decide the famed winner and, most likely, the best of the two!! YEA!! I'm getting carried away... *cough* Anyhow, Digi started snickering at nothing in particular. Everyone turned to stare at her and even the duo who were at the staring contest turned to look at what was so funny. Dib blinked and rubbed his eyes. Was he seeing things? Was there a person in back of her? He blinked and turned to the front, deciding to ask her about that during lunch. Meanwhile, the rest of the class was staring at her blankly and she was staring back, also with a blank face.
"Nani? Er, I mean, what?" She asked, getting caught up in her first language. "My friend told me something funny!! Is it so bad to laugh when something's funny??!!" She exclaimed. Everyone stared at her confused. She then realized that not everyone could see her 'friend' and sighed while sitting back down. "No wait, most of you guys are evil and wouldn't see him." The class, still a bit confused but for the most part content, turned to stare at Miss Bitters. Digi started looking outside the window, bored as ever. 'This is worse than the last school.' she thought. Gee, I wonder why... DUH!!
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YAY!! You all is happy now, right?? GOOD!! Make my head explode!!! No, don't! It hurted when my head got shot. NYO!! Guess where Digi's name comes from and what she is and I'll post up quickly!! (HINT: she's not Irken, lo and behold!)