A/N: Don't own Stargate. Fun little drabble I created for my own entertainment. Idea for this came to me while watching season one at 3 o'clock in the morning and becoming fascinated with Jack's ears. Please review! Even if its just to say 'Hi' I don't mind!

Note to those who are reading 'Claires Story' next chapter will be up some time this weekend and if not, not until the weekend after cause I'm away tramping… yay trees….


As the norm when ever SG-1 visited a planet the usually ended up with something bad happening to them or them causing something bad to happen to the locals. This time was no exception.

"Why is it the Sam and I are always tied together and Jack and Teal'c are always by themselves?" Daniel whined "Can't they mix it up just a little?" Colonel O'Neill and Teal'c started debating the issue whilst her CO's ears fascinated Sam.

"So what do you think Sam?" Daniel asked shaking her out of her daydream.

"Uhh what were you talking about?" Sam blushed she hadn't meant to be mesmerized with his ears it was just they were so pointy.

"Looks like the sedative they gave us went straight to her head" Jack laughed "what's got you caught up in a day dream carter?"

Samantha Carter wasn't to sure if it was the sedative or the fact she had been re reading the 'Lord of the Rings' trilogy but she had just noticed how elf like his ears were.

"Your ears, Sir" she replied truthfully.

"My What? He was astounded she was off with the fairies because of his ears? "What! Their really pointy and I only just noticed" She replied blushing.

"To bad my 'Pointy-ness' can't help us get out of here" Jack O'Neill grinned

As long as she doesn't call me Legolas it should be all right.

He thought grimacing remembering the dreaded nickname that followed him all through high school.

Unfortunately Daniel couldn't resist "So Legolas what's the plan of attack to get us out of here?"

Jack groaned and lent over as far as he could to try and strangle the archaeologist "Don't call me Legolas space monkey!