First chapter. Hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. But I do have a bag of Funyuns and peanut butter with me…
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Em POV
I walked into the front room with my jar of peanut butter, my only human weakness.
Something smelled good. I followed the scent. It was a bag of Funyuns. I tried one, they were almost as good as my favorite human food peanut butter.
I wondered what it would be like if I dipped Funyuns into the peanut butter. It was better than bear blood.
"NO!!!!!" Jacob ran in and took the Funyuns away from me.
"Give them back or I'll tell Edward about your and Nessie's little 'camping trip'." I threatened.
"What?!" Edward screamed. I heard something break upstairs.
Jacob was distracted so I rescued the Funyuns and ran up to my room.
"Emmett! Get that disgusting food out of our room right now!" Rose ordered.
"But they're my babies!"
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Review.
I thought of this Chapter from actually trying Funyuns with Peter Pan peanut butter… it was actually pretty good….