I do not own or claim to own the Haruhi Suzumiya series.

Author's note: Well, I had an idea for a story where Haruhi makes another 'wish' and something happens. But I wanted it to be different than some of the things I've seen before. So this is what I've come up with. I hope you find it interesting.

Well. I suppose since you're here you already know about who I am. Who Haruhi Suzumiya is. And who the people around her actually are.

What? You don't? Well then let me warn you before you decide to get involved with us. Don't. You'll probably live to regret it.

But if you insist, then let me introduce myself. To everyone else around me, I'm known as Kyon. I really don't like the nickname much. But with everyone calling me that I suppose I've gotten used to it. As for everything else…well, you'll understand as this plays out.

It was Friday. When school ended I headed to our clubroom as I always do. And by club, I mean the SOS Brigade. Which happens to be a little group Haruhi brought together to search for Aliens, Time Travelers, and Espers and hang out with them. Little did she know that three of the club members were those very beings.

Yuki Nagato, who I found sitting in her usual spot by the window reading happens to be an Alien. Itsuki Koizumi, who sat at the table in the center of the room was the Esper. And, the lovely Mikuru Asahina, already dressed in her maid attire per Haruhi's orders was the Time Traveler.

Hard to believe I know. I couldn't believe it at first either. But here we all are. And we're searching for what's already in front of us.

"Where's Suzumiya today?," Koizumi asked me. "She's usually here before you."

No she's not. She's here whenever she feels like coming into the room. We just gather here because if we don't it's the 'death penalty'. And if Haruhi doesn't happen to show up that day, we just wasted an afternoon.

"I'm not sure." I answered. "She said there was something she had to do after class."

"So, you think she'll come later then?," Koizumi asked.

I shrugged. "How should I know?" Really, much as we hung around Haruhi, none of us knew what was going on in that crazy head of hers.

It was two hours later before Haruhi finally showed up to the club room.

"That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen!," Were the first words out of her mouth when she came in.

"What was?," I asked. Me and my curiosity. I probably should've just kept my mouth shut.

"The movie Twilight!"

Twilight? That movie that American girls were so hyped about?

"You mean that movie from America?"

"Yeah!," Haruhi huffed as she plopped herself down in the Brigade Chief's chair. "I know someone who had the movie with Japanese subtitles and wanted to see what all the fuss was about."

"And I take it you didn't like it?"

She shook her head. "It was terrible! I mean vampires that sparkle? Come on!" She got up and ran behind Asahina. "Vampires are supposed to be terrifying blood thirsty monsters!" With that, she actually bit into Asahina's neck, causing the girl to cry out. It didn't look like Haruhi seriously hurt her though. And that was good. "They're supposed to attack and drink the blood of innocent humans like that!"

You didn't need to use Asahina for your example. Don't you ever get tired of torturing her?

Haruhi crossed her arms. "And that all that bull about being vegetarian vampires. That's just stupid!"

I sighed. "Haruhi, you're not the first person to ever hate that movie. From what I understand, over in America it gets its share of hate."

"It makes vampires look like total wimps!"

Koizumi and Nagato kept quiet during Haruhi's rant about the movie. Guess they didn't care. I wouldn't either if Haruhi hadn't decided to use Asahina as an example of her disdain for it.

Haruhi then looked around the room at the others, and back to me again. Then she just stared at me for the longest time until I finally asked, "What?"

"What about you Kyon?"

What about me?

"Mikuru's our moe character. Koizumi's the mysterious transfer student. And Yuki over there's the nerdy girl. What are you supposed to be, huh?

Well. Compared to them I'm the only human in the room. And you really couldn't think of anything else to call Nagato?

"I can't believe I didn't realize it after all this time…."

"Didn't realize what?"

"You!," Haruhi exclaimed. She was staring at me and smiling a mile a minute.

Again. What about me?

"I haven't figured out what kind of character you are!"

And just what was that supposed to mean?

"I knew what everyone else was when I first brought them to the club! But you're still a mystery!"

A mystery. That's exactly what Nagato, Asahina, and Koizumi had told me a while back. That I was the mystery. And now even Haruhi considers me a mystery. I wonder if that could be considered a bad thing.

I held up my hand. "I don't really think I want to be a character Haruhi."

"But you have to! It'll draw more interest to the club! I already put in what everyone else's character is on the site! But we don't have a thing on you Kyon!"

Good. Let's keep it that way

"I KNOW!," She yelled. "You can be Kyon. Normal High School Student by day, and Mysterious Vampire by night! You'll be the abnormal supernatural character!"

"No."

"Oh come on! It would be so interesting!"

"No."

"And you could go after SOS brigade members each night one by one! Starting with Koizumi and ending with Mikuru!" When her name was said, Mikuru made one of her cute little squeals of fear.

What Haruhi was spouting sounded more ridiculous than usual. "No."

Haruhi walked to her chair with a huff, crossed her arms, and sat down. "You're no fun Kyon." Then, after a while of sitting there and glaring at me she turned to the computer.

She surfed the web for a couple of hours, looking up all the information she could find on vampires. When I asked why, she said that vampires, werewolves, and even Bigfoot were mysterious. She just hadn't thought of it at first.

She also claimed that they were to be added to the list of things the SOS Brigade was to search for. Oh joy.

And so, while Haruhi looked up her information, I played Othello with Koizumi and Nagato. Asahina chose to sit in Nagato's usual spot and watch with a cup of tea in her hand.

In the end I couldn't win a single game of Othello. Koizumi and Nagato were just too good at it. Nagato was better than the both of us though, as she'd beaten Koizumi as well. While we'd been playing, I couldn't help noticing the way Nagato would just seem to stare up at me for brief moments before returning to the game.

Was something bothering her? I thought of asking later. But it slipped my mind by the time we'd decided to stop playing.

While we were in the process of putting up the Othello pieces, Haruhi grabbed some paper's she printed out from the computer and made this announcement, "Tomorrow's Saturday. And now that we've got something new to go on, we're all gonna meet in front of the station again and search the town!"

Again? It never turned up anything any other time we did this. What good would it do now that Haruhi had a few new targets to search for?

"And remember! Anyone who's late gets a penalty! Dismissed!"

I sighed. Looked like I'd be spending yet another Saturday on one of Haruhi Suzumiya's wild goose chases. With a Time Traveler, Esper, and Alien in the same room with Haruhi everyday you wouldn't think we'd need to do this. But since they insist on keeping it a secret, we really have no choice.

You see, Haruhi has the power to make anything she wishes for a reality. Sort of like a kind of God. Only she has no idea what she's doing. So, when she wished to hang out with a Time Traveler, and Alien, and an Esper, she defiantly got what she wanted. It's just too bad that she has no idea. Wait. I think I may have actually told her about them before. But of course, Haruhi didn't believe me. Which means our search for such things continues.

Haruhi left the room ahead of everyone else as usual. Yuki followed shortly after. And then Itsuki and I left so Mikuru could change out of her maid costume in private. I started walking down the hall, leaving Itsuki behind when he called me.

"Kyon."

I turned to him. "Yeah?"

"Could you meet me up here at the school tonight?"

He was wearing the same cheerful smile he always wore. My first thought about that was that he probably wanted me to meet him here so he could tell me some other thing I should know about Haruhi. That's pretty much the only reason any of the other three SOS Brigade members asked me to speak privately with them. But, even with that assumed, I asked anyway.

"What for?"

"A test.," He answered.

"For what?"

He shrugged. "That depends. Could be something, could be nothing. We'll just have to see what happens."

He probably knew what would happen, but didn't wanna tell me till he actually got me to come to the school. Great.

"So. Meet me here at eight?," he asked.

I sighed and nodded. "Yeah, I'll be here."

"Good.," he said. I could swear I heard that even tone of his waver a bit. Maybe I imagined it.

And so, with that, I headed home.