A lone girl was sitting in front of a computer, typing and stopping, and typing again. Until she falls asleep right there, her head on the keyboard. As some drool came out of her mouth, it slipped into the keyboards wireing and with that simple act, caused it to malfunction and slightly electrocute her jarring her awake.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. And if I said that I did, that would most liikely happen to me.

A Kitten in the Leaf

Katherine was a sweet girl. Albeit a bit clingy at times and frigid at others as well as having quite the vocabulary, she was a sweet girl. Which puts her in the situation that she was in.

"...Well. Choking to death. What a way to go out..." she mused to herself as she looked around in the misty place that she was in noting a figure in tattered black robes, and holding a sycthe.

"..."

""

Which, of course, had a staring down contest begin.

"..."

""

"..?"

""

"..!"

"...Indeed."

"...Do you seriously expect me to belive that you're Death?"

"Yes. Yes, I do. And if you don't, than I'll just take this offer that I was told to give you and leave." Death stated which got a raised eyebrow from the girl until he started to leave. Which caused her to panic and lunge out to grab his robes...only to be dragged alone with him.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! You mentioned and offer! Let me hear the offer!" she pleaded with Death, causing him to stop.

"...Do you belive that I am Death?" Katherine frowned before nodding her head.

"Yeah, yeah. Now then, the offer?" If Death had a face, he would have frowned. He had to make do with just frowning in his head though.

"Yes. You see, you were not supposed to choke to death. In fact you were not supposed to even accept the...gummy bear."

"Damn! I knew that I should have kept with my original thought process and not have tried to be nice!"

"...Correct. Seeing as how you did take it though, the people in charge of your fate feel bad and wish to know if you'll go to an entirely different world, where you'll either learn to actually accept some people, or you can be dead. Your choice."

"...Tough choice. I think I'll have to go with the living option though. What's in it for me though?"

"You will...You know, I really didn't ask what would be in it for you. But I do know that if you accept once your, how should I put this, 'role' is over you'll be put back to the point where you'll have taken the gummy bear."

Katherine gave a shrug while considering it. It sure as heck beat being dead and buried in the ground.

"I accept." she said before a swirling portal opened beneath her and sucked her into it. Death watched the portal as it closed before snapping his bony fingers.

" I forgot to tell her where she was going to be put."

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A.N. And that is where I cut it off. Hate me if you must! But that leaves an important desicion. As you have probabley guessed already this is a self insertation fic. Now then where is my self insert going to end up in Konoha? In Sasuke Uchiha's bathroom right after he take's a shower and having a lot of explaining to do or in the forest of death? Vote people! I personally would want to have her to show up as he's getting out of the shower, but that's just me. Also, the title. That's going to be the title until I can think up a better one, or someone make's a suggestion that sounds good.

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