A/N: new story and just to let the snarry fans know this is NOT snarry so don't get your hopes up let me know if it's good or not :)

Harry decided he wanted to do something fun. So he decided to make a list of ways to annoy snape. Ron and Hermione seemed to busy with prefect duty so they wouldn't care.

1. Show snape the horrors of snarry fanfiction.

Harry knocked on snape's office door. "Potter what do you want?" Snape sneered "to show you something that will give you nightmares" He said with a shudder

"AHHHHH IT BURNS MY EYES TAKE IT AWAY" Snape screamed Harry quickly ran from the office before Snape could cast any hexes at him.

2. Give him love potion to make him in love with Draco Malfoy.

Harry was under his invisibility cloak under the staff table he quickly put a few drops of love potion in Snape's goblet before scurrying off the Gryffindor table a popping up in his seat moments later.

Snape took a drink of his pumpkin juice he was going to kill potter for making him read... Why was Draco looking so sexy today. "I LOVE YOU DRACO MALfOY!" He yelled running at a wide eyed Malfoy. Draco ran out of the great hall a grinning snape on his tail.

BANG! "POTTER!" Snape yelled Angrily. Harry quickly put on his cloak and dashed to Gryffindor tower.

3. Make him watch potter puppet pals the mysterious ticking noise.

Snape heard a ticking noise and it was very annoying so he went in search of the ticking noise then he notices a laptop the ticking seemed to be coming from that he opened the laptop and then let out a girlish scream "AHHH its horrible puppets no get away" Harry sniggered from his hiding place "potter, what is this puppet show you are making me watch" asked a voice from beside Harry "Ahhhhhh snape" Harry yelled running from the room.

4. Everytime he picks up a spoon in the great hall run from the great hall.

Snape picked up his spoon to eat his soup when he noticed Potter running from the room like something was chasing him he shrugged and started eating his soup.

Hmm very strange. He seems to be running everytime I pick up a spoon has to be stupid Potter brat maybe he is afraid of spoons. Hmmm insert evil grin here.

5. Repeatly call him sevviekins.

"Hey sevviekins" Harry said as he walked past snape.

Snape jumps out at Harry pointing a spoon in Harry's face "what you doing with that spoon sevviekins?"

"Sevviekins when can we make love potion number nine?"

"Oh sevviekins let's watch the notebook."

"Hey sevviekins what are you doing with that knife? AHHHHH" Harry runs screaming as snape chases him with a knife.

6. Tell him you know all about his and Dumbledore's dirty little secret.

"Hey sevviekins I know all about you and Dumbledore's dirty little secret" Harry said sliding up to Snape with a sly grin on his face "Professor Dumbledore, Potter" Snape said "oh there's no need to call me professor sir" Harry said. Snape responded by whacking him on the head with a potions book.

7. Ask him if his animgus form is a fluffy pink cat.

"Your animgus form is a fluffy pink cat isn't it sevvie" Harry asked grinning "Potter get it through your thick skull I have told you this before I'm not an animgus" Snape said shoving Harry out of his class room.

8. Wash his hair. While he is sleeping.

Harry crept up the stairs to snape's room with rubber gloves on shampoo bottle in hand. He crept over to sleeping snape and started washing his hair only to notice Snape was actually awake. "Um hi " Harry said eyes wide "awwww you have a pink unicorn teddy" Harry said before running back to gryffindor tower as fast a he could only to realise he had 'NUMBSKULL" sheared into the back of his head

his hair pink

Potions Harry's least favourite lesson. He mutter a spell and waved his wand around discreetly as possible when snape had his back turned smiling when his hair turned pink and the whole class burst out laughing snape looking around not knowing why until he saw his reflection in one of the windows Harry gulped he was in big trouble.

10. Make him watch the notebook.

Harry dragged snape to the room of requirements where he had the notebook set up. "Now sevviekins you must watch this it is so sad" Harry said innocently as he pressed the play button.

After it was over Harry pretended to cry "wasn't it beautifully sevviekins" He said nearly laughing at the look on snape's face.

Sorry to anyone that likes snarry and potter puppet pals please don't be offended. 40 more ways to annoy snape hmmmmm will harry survive?