Disclaimer:...was that the mortal kombat voice?Daaaaamn...Anyway I own nothing

Anyway this is a rewrite,I wasn't happy with my last results.

Prologue:New Chance?Perfect Test Expiriments

The small baby wailed as his father held him,staring down the greatest demon alive,The Kyuubi. He took his eyes from the beast,and looked down,his eyes softning,when they landed on the small child's face.'Naruto...I'm sorry...So Sorry for what I am about to do...I truly hope you can forgive me...'giving a sigh of sadness Minato Namikaze looked down at GamaBunta."Hold it off for me."

"Right!"

Flipping through a series of complicated handsigns,Minato called out,"Shiki Fujin No Jutsu!"

The clouds darkened,lightning flashed,Baby Naruto wailed louder,and the Shinigami rose from the ground."Who dares summon me?"

"Me!Minato Namikaze,The Fourth Hokage of Konoha!I need your help in sealing the Kyuubi Shinigami-Sama."

The Shinigami stared at him with a blank eye,before responding,"So be it mortal.I will seal the kyuubi in the child,in exchange for your life!"And with that he rose to face the Kyuubi,and when it was all said and done,grabbed the soul of one Minato Namikaze,then created a portal to the void. The Kyuubi,not happy with how things happened,used the seal to connect himself to the portal,and transport Naruto and Himself...But not to the void...

"Ah Shit!Kami ain't gonna' like this..."

~DC Universe~

Dr. Light Shook his head,Something had gone horribly wrong. He looked around at all of the Dna he had from Heroes and Villains alike. He had tried countless time to get the different Dna's to cooperate with each other in a single body,but it had failed. He had tried it on a regular human but it had failed too. So he decided to try it on a SuperHero,and when it didn't work on males,he tried it on two females.

Kara Zor-El A.K.A SuperGirl and Shiera Sanders A.K.A Hawk Girl,but that had taken the worst turn so far. They had been turned into living,screaming,kicking babies,and then their fellow Heroes had wisked them away...Well atleast he had gotten two pests out of his hair for a while...right?Sighing,he got up,and prepared to think of another way to combine the Dna,until...

A vortex of pure Darkness unraveled infront of him. And when it dissapeared,in its place was a baby,screaming it's lungs out.'What is with the babies today?'
He looked down at the child again,and felt something about him was different,something was completely different. This was the one. He knew this was the one that could hold together the Dna. Grinning evily,he reached down,and picked the child up."You're going to help me make a great discovery,aren't you?"

~Naruto's BirthDay~

It was Naruto's Birthday,and he was one year old. But instead of being surrounded by a great big family like he should have been,he was having tubes strapped to him,and being put in a tank,filled with a vile green liquid,by one Arthur Light,who was grinning like a mad man."Finally,It's time!"The mad scientist exclaimed,"When you first arrived,you were a newborn,and you surely wouldn't have survived the tests,but now,even if you ARE only 1 year old,there's a much better chance of you survivng than a grown human or newborns. Let's get started shall we?Hmmm...who should we start with?How about Superman X?That way it's sure fire you will survive."

And with that the insane man walked away,to get the first Dna sample."This is gonna be great!"

~2 Years later~

Arthur Light looked frantically around the moniters. Something had gone horribly wrong. His test subject had gained an illness,and he couldn't afford to lose him after pumping the last of the Dna of Hawk Man,SuperMan X,DeathStroke,Darkseid,Doomsday,The Flash,Beast Boy,The Atom,Black Lightning,Martian Man Hunter,Steel, Aqua Man,DeadShot and Red Tornado. His only chance was to pump more Dna into him. It may have sounded wierd,but the certain Dna's should balance out whatever was causing his illness. So, grabbing certain Dna's he pumped in Monarch,Bane,ManBat,ScareCrow,Cyborg,Venom,Wolverine,Lobo,Demon,Captain Marvel and Amazo.

His test subjects heart beat quickened,and then...nothing...Arthur lowered his head. He was so decided to close the project at that moment,until...he heard the faint sounds of his subjects heart monitor. He snatched his head up so fast,that he probally caught whiplash. He smiled brightly.'The project is still alive...PERFECT!'

~4 years later(Naruto:7)~

Arthur Light sighed as he finished another Dna transplant into the pour seven year onto the already LONG list of Dna in Naruto. The Superheroes that had been added was Hotspot,Poison Ivy,Raven,Joker,Riddler,General Zod and WildCat. After all that he had decided to let the small child out of the tank since he had put him in so many years ago. After sitting and starring at each other,he learned the child never learned to talk."*Sigh*Okay kid,I know you understand me.I'm going to teach you how to talk,and then you are going to watch movies of people with your powers,Then your going to replicate them...Understand?"Naruto nodded his head slowly.",we have to give you a name to go by...How about Randy Callaway?"At this Naruto just shrugged."*sigh*Fine that's your name now. Let's get started..."

~Naruto:Age 16~

grumbled angrily. His subject just let him hand over the power of the superheroes:The Green Arrow,NightWing,Batman,Owl Man and Firestorm. Then when he had it all,he took off into the night,leaving him and all of his failed projects behind."You ungrateful brat...I WILL put an end to you...Just like ALL of my other failed projects..."

~Naruto~

Naruto panted heavily as he fought toe to toe with batman,HawkGirl,Batgirl and Supergirl."You can try all you want,but you won't be able to beat me."Stated Naruto from behind the Red X mask,right before batman caught him with an uppercut.

"Arogant much?"

"He smiled from behind his mask."No,just confident.I didn't come here to fight,I came here for help."

"...What do you need help with...?"

PsycoJuggalo:Dat's it for now...