Disclaimer:
Edward: No you can't have Twilight OR any of the characters; Twilight is SMeyers book-a-doo. Oh and one more thing, you don't own the dog treats either. *evil laugh*
Alias Shadows: Aww please, I'll give you cookies.
Edward: No.
AS: C'mon, Eddie. I'll pay you in sexual favours. *wiggles eyebrows*
Edward: *Takes some steps back* No.
AS:… Can I have Twilight now?
Dumby dumb dumb: Yes.
AS: Really?
Dumby dumb dumb: NOOOOO…. Hey what did you do to my name? *valley girl huff*Real mature.
AS: Ignore him; it's that time of the month. Anywoo…. here's the dealeo I know I have some an unfinished story but I was starting to get sick of writing dramas so this is officially my first parody; this is a random 200 word Fanfic set before BD. ONWARD!
Chapter 1: Emmett gets a Puppy
Third Person POV
"Princess Pooch," Emmett eyed his Labrador puppy carefully pacing in front of her doggy bed. "Did you, or did you not, steal the doggy treats I bought you?" She quivered at the intimidating vampire. "Well? Did you? Answer me!"
Jasper swiftly jogged in and sat protectively beside the bed patting the puppy softly. "Geez, Emmett calm down, they're just dog treats."
"But I was saving them for a party." He grumbled.
"How do you know it was her? It could've been Jacob for all you know." Jasper smirked up at his brother.
A crunching noise and the nearby sound of a heartbeat came from the kitchen; Emmett looked at Jasper curiously jerking his head towards the door. The two brothers edged toward it quietly, making sure they didn't startle what was in there. Jasper gestured one, two, and three with his fingers throwing the door open ….
Bella stared wide eyed at her soon-to-be brothers in law as a crumb fell from her lips, and in the silence that drew on you could hear it fall.
Jasper gaped at her. "Bella? What? What on earth are you doing?"
"My dog treats?" Emmett dropped to the ground in a movie-like fashion.
AN / No, I'm not a twi-hater I just thought this would be weird, I might add some more of these depending on the amount of hits I get sooooo… *Posh accent* reviews are like candy!
Happy Holidays everyone! / End of AN.