Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket, Natsuki Takaya does.
"Nyam-Nyam~!"
"What are you doin' Ha'ri?"
"Sockies!"
"So, remind me again; when did you start eating socks?"
"…"
"Ha'ri?"
"It was…1498 in the Atlantic dessert."
"What?"
"I was scouting pigeons and the sock-guru gave me a bag of fabric-softener flavored socks, he said 'live or face the washing machine."
"Okay…"
"SOCKIES! Nyam, nyam, nyam~!"
Authors Note: I have no idea what I was thinking, I might need special help… Just for fun. Atlantic dessert is a joke, Atlantic sea, desserts aren't known for water… Bwahaha?
Hatori was talking to Shigure…