FOREVER RED: THE MUSICAL
A SPAWN GUY PRODUCTION
HOSTED BY: GUESS, GO ON, GUESS
Me no owny Power rangers. If I did this crap would have ended looooooong ago.
Power rangers and most characters involved don't belong to little old me but Saban entertainment. I am NOT a ranger fan, but I was there for the first series until after "in space"... I just couldn't watch any more.
Hey a movie
Movie set.
Quiet.
Dark.
Until...
HOLY HELL!!! A car (red I hasten to add) crashes through the wall and onto the stage, and pulls up knocking something over (for the record it's the statue of David. I haven't decided what to do with it yet, but damn, did that thing cause a hernia getting into the truck).
The car door is kicked open, with the sound of braking glass and much cursing.
Out of the car steps, drum roll please...
Spawn guy ( into microphone) : Ladies and gentlemen! You know em, most of em, you love em, they wish, give 'em a big hand folks:
TJ, turbo red ranger (trying to clean the glass out of his knee).
Andros, space red ranger.
Leo, galaxy red ranger.
Carter, light speed red ranger.
Wes: time force red ranger
Eric, quantum red ranger (wearing matrix sun glasses, pansy)
Cole: wild force red ranger
Spawn guy: And tonight's special celebrity guest stars...
Tommy, zeo red ranger
And the one, the only, the original ...
Jason, mighty morphing red ranger.
Spawn guy: Now let's get this sorry excuse for a promotional offer started.
Music to Hey a movie starts.
Cole: There'll be spectacle.
Wes: There'll be fantasy.
TJ (pushes Wes out of the way) there'll be daring do.
Cole: And stuff you never thought you'd see.
All: Hey a movie! Hey there gonna make a movie staring everybody, everybody...
Tommy:...And me!
Jason: There'll be heroes bold.
Wes (does the "rabbit ears" thing over TJ's head): There'll be comedy.
Eric ( takes off sunglasses): There'll be lots of fuss...
All:...Which'll end for us real happily. Hey a movie! Were gonna make a movie staring everybody, everybody...
Cole:...And me!
Leo: There'll be crooks and cops.
Carter: And villainy.
All: But with us on call, it'll end real easily. Hey a movie! Were gonna make a movie, staring every body, everybody...
Andros:...And me!
Jason: There'll be mystery.
TJ (beats Wes upside the head with a folding chair): They'll be catastrophe. (A stage light falls on him, rendering him unconscious.)
All: But its all in fun. You paid money ,just wait and see. Hey a movie! Were gonna make a movie, staring everybody, everybody...
Jason (In a worryingly high voice):...And MEEEEEEEEEE!
The car explodes and the guys all morph into their ranger suits. Its quite dramatic. Kinda like when those fireworks go off behind them whenever rangers team up.
Cole: Whoa!
Wes: Man, oh man I'm glad that's not my car!
TJ: MY BABY! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BABY?! (Falls to the floor sobbing)
Jason ( craning neck to look at the wreckage): I'd say it blew up. Glad that wasn't my car!
TJ: If you cant say anything helpful then don't say anything.
Spawn guy ( blinks): OK. So guys, you excited?
Jason ( turns away from the wreckage formerly known as TJ's car): Will we be paid extra if we are?
Spawn guy: No.
All: Awww.
Be here next for a little ditty I call from the fireman's mouth, wherein young Cole is approached by a mysterious gent offering a world of fantasy, magic, adventure and surprise!
Carter ( Notices Cole looking at him): Oh for the last time, it was not molestering!
Spawn guy: Quite you! Be here next time on Dragon ball Z!
Curtains close.