EPISODE I
(Star wars title music plays)
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away (but actually
down the road from Moe's barbecue shack)…
Tobias: My name is Tobias...
Marco: Hey, why does everything start with my name, his
name, your name and...
Tobias: I don't know, ask K.A.
K.A: Don't disturb me, I'm drafting Everworld #4.
Marco: Hey, since when did Everworld become more important
than us?
K.A: Ever since I started writing about them. So I'll
recommend you a...
Marco: Arrgggh!!! No!!! Not another Fanfic writer!!!
Tobias: The last one who wrote about us had me boiled in a
vat of....
K.A: Nuclear Bat Bile. I know. Loosen up man, he's new.
Marco: Those are the ones I fear the most. Newbies.
Tobias: Wait a minute. Why are we the only ones in this
story?
Suddenly Jake, Rachel, Cassie and Ax fall through a plot
hole in the roof.
Rachel: OOOWWWWW!!!!!!
Cassie: OOOOOOF!!!!!!
Ax: AGGGRRHHH!!! SON OF A-
Jake: OWWWWEEEEE!!! I BROKE A FINGERNAIL!!!
Marco: Gee, Jake, maybe if you continue screaming like that,
you could scare off the new fanfic writer.
Jake: NOOOOOO!!! THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!
Tobias: Well, duh.
Rachel: Is it that one who made me morph into elephant and
stomp Visser 3 into a blue pancake? I loved that one.
Visser 3: I didn't.
K.A: Enough said. The new writer is.... Drum roll please…
NONAME!!
Noname: Hello Animorphs. Tonight you sleep in hell.
Animorphs: Aaahhhhhh!!!!
Ax: I am not an Animorph so I am not required to sleep
in hell.
Noname: Oh yeah? We'll see about that…
The Animorphs and Ax are transported to hell- or in their
case, The Yeerk Pool.
Visser 3: Ah ha! Let's see who stomps who now!
The Visser morphs into an elephant and starts to stomp
Rachel.
Tobias: Rachel!!! Get us out of here Noname!
Noname: Could to if I wanted.
Jake: Then do it!
Cassie: WTF? Visser 3 does not have an elephant morph!!
Noname: I know...
Visser 3: Ha Ha!!! Prepare to face extinction
Animorphs!!!
Marco: You know, I think you have B.O.
Are the Animorphs doomed? Find out in the next episode!
Note: I ain't putting up the next episode until I get at least
one review!
