Just to warn you, there is a plot, but it also retains it random humor. It follows the screwed up adventures of the really bored five. Pre-Chuunin exam.

Who are they? Why are they together in a mass of 5 adolescents? Find out in chapter 1!

The Akatsuki Lair

A bunch of Akatsuki people was talking. They was testin' a jutsu. It dealt with… TIME AND SPAAAAACE! And, to add to the plot: They screw it up. And they have no idea what it did or how to reverse it. Now… onward, I guess. Knave.

The Sand Sibling's House

Temari woke up before her alarm went off. She felt something weird was going on. Suspicious of her brothers, she grabbed her trusty fan sitting beside her bedroom door, and went into the hallway. First, she went to check out Kankuro's room. He was asleep and quiet. His breathing was slow.

"Well, at least he isn't dead or something. Of course, with Gaara in the house, that is subject to change," Temari said as she sighed.

Turning around, she heard a sound. (A/N: Oh, just great. I'm rhyming. -.-) There were voices coming from Gaara's room. Rushing to his door and swinging it open, she saw Gaara watching TV. He turned off whatever it was he was watching the moment she came in and stared at her, as evil as he can look. Which is pretty evil.

"G-Gaara," said Temari sternly, trying to get over his Gaara's Death Glare, "What were you watching?"

"Jeopardy," muttered Gaara inaudibly. With that he pushed past his sister in the doorway and went downstairs to raid the fridge. (A/N: Don't worry, he'll be more psycho later. n.n) But, before he could make it to his staircase which I recently poofed into existence recently, they were sucked up in a horrible vortex.

I knew something was wrong! Thought Temari as she was sucked in.

Hey! That's not tomato soup! GAARA! Thought Kankuro in his dream as he was sucked in.

I wonder if Kankuro found my soup… Thought Gaara as he was sucked in.

Shino's House

Shino was sitting in his room, counting his cute little bugs of destruction.

((Oh, gasp; he was missing one of them. --)

"ANNIE-CHAN!" screamed Shino in anguish.

And then the swirly doom portal came. Of course, he didn't notice. He was busy mourning the death of his Annie-chan.

As he way sucked up, he thought Annie-chan… why did you run away…

Actually, Annie was trapped in a jar at Kiba's house. So she sent a mental message to her Shino-kun.

Shino! The loud annoying dog boy has me trapped in a jar!

Shino heard, but could do nothing. He was in a swirling vortex of time and space. So he cried.

Shikamaru's House

Our dear Shikamaru was sitting playing The Staring Game, in which you stare at a random object until someone else come in and notices you staring at something, thoroughly freaking them out.

Of course, we all know that he will be sucked up by the vortex as well, so let's cut to the chase.

Shikamaru was sucked up in the vortex thinking Hn. A horrible inter dimensional vortex is sucking me up, probably a screwed jutsu… oh well. It's quiet. And it is very black and red and swirlity. Darn. I just made up a word.

And so it was that they were sucked up into a vortex and spit out into a hallway. Yes, all 5 of them, the same hallway. Even though it was in the middle of the night, they were all fully armed and wearing their normal clothes. Isn't that just so weird!

Suspicious Hallway

'WTF?' Was the first thought Kankuro had as he woke up in a hallway next to Gaara, some confused guy with a pointy ponytail, his sister, and some creepy kid in a white jacket thingy on the verge of tears.

"Who are you guys?" he said, looking confuzzled.

"Shikamaru," said our favorite Nara.

"You know who I am," said Temari to her stupid brother.

"Idiot," said Gaara.

Kankuro, getting no reply from the trembling jacket boy said, "Ok, Shikamaru, Temari, Idio-"

Sand covered his mouth. Gaara glared. His older brother nodded. The sand went away. Ooh. Magical.

Shino, in the meantime, had returned to his normal state of standing silently.

He said fiercely, "…!" But oddly, no one but the red head seemed to notice, and he didn't do anything about it but scowl.

Gaara, fed up with all of this and the guy leaning against the wall saying "…!" made him a bit annoyed, so he decided to figure out what was happening.

"Does anyone know what the heck is going on!" asked Gaara rudely.

Shikamaru nodded and returned to staring at the suddenly interesting ceiling.

His siblings looked clueless and jacket boy looked stoic. (I know, stoic is way overused when describing him, but he is!)

"WELL THEN TELL US!" screamed Temari, her patience gone.

Shikamaru looked over at the noisy blonde who wasn't Naruto. What it with blondes and yelling?

Anyway, he said, "We were sucked into an interdimensional vortex and dropped into an alternate reality. This is probably a school hallway."

"And who is that guy in the sunglasses? Is he mute or something?" asked Kankuro, because Shino never bothered to say anything, and Kankuro being the moron he is, just had to ask.

Gaara cut in, "He isn't mute. Didn't you hear him say '…!' earlier? Stupid baka."

Everyone looked at him like he was crazy except for Shino who really did say it.

Anyway, the Aburame didn't like being talked about, and since Shikamaru didn't appear as if he was going to mention him anytime soon, he decided to say, "I'm Shino." Then he muttered something about Annie being nin-napped.

"Ok," said Temari so sweetly it was evil, "I'm Temari, and these are my brothers, Kankuro and Gaara." She motioned toward each of her siblings as she said their names.

"As I said, I'm Nara Shikamaru," said Shikamaru again for the sake of conversation, which is weird because he really didn't want to talk. He had a feeling though, this girl was probably scary like his mom.

Gaara played with his sand making little swirls in the air because he was bored.

Kankuro fell back asleep.

Shino stood there.

Shikamaru and Temari tried to figure out what to do.

"I'm pretty certain we are in a school."

"I know! Why don't we go here until we figure out how to get back to the Village of the Hidden Sand!"

"I need to go to the Hidden Leaf. And school is troublesome."

"You WILL go to school!"

"I don't think this is a ninja school."

"What? What are you talking about! Why wouldn't it be!"

"That kid behind you sure isn't a ninja."

Temari whirled around. Shikamaru sighed. Gaara played with sand. Kankuro slept. Shino stood. The random high school student stared.

"What are you staring at, stupid child!" Yelled Temari ferociously at the boy.

"Ninjas? Whatever. Um… weapons aren't allowed at school. And you all look armed and…" The boy stopped. "You aren't going to kill me, right?"

Temari, using Temperamental Girl Power, dragged all of the rest of the boys (besides Gaara. Gaara killed the high schooler and walked alongside her.) to the front office. How she found it, I don't know.

"DAMN OFFICE PERSON, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" cried Temari at the empty desk before her.

A secretary woman ran over. "How may I help you?" She said in a sickeningly sugary voice, dripping with happiness.

"ENROLL US. NOW," said Temari.

"I'm sorry, but-" the happy secretary was interrupted by the irate Gaara and squished in sand. Bloooood. He found the enrollment forms and made all of the people with him fill them out using his Gaara's Death Glare to convince them. Everyone forgot about the murder and filled out forms.

Then they all went to… MATH. Oh, God. No.

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It was amazing, right? I know.

All of the chapters will be at least 1000 words, not including my end and beginning notes. I'm going for 100 chapters, with each dimensional visit being 5 chapters long, not including the last 5, which will be once they get home. They will be going to some preeetty weird places. I'm serious. And I don't mind flames. You can't make s'mores without 'em! And if I catch you using this saying I will kill you. IN AN ELEVATOR!