AN: Not all scripted correctly, but taking license is part of the fun.

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Summary: How many opportunities can one blacksmith botch to express his love?

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KISS HER NOW, FOOL

"You would punch Lt. Nathan to save my honor? Oh, that's so sweet, Will."

Kiss her now, fool -''Of course. His remarks were crude and uncalled for."

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"Oh, Will, you could have been hurt when that hot sword fell out of the furnace!"

Kiss her now, fool -''It was really nothing - hazards of my job."

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"I fear Norrington is going to propose to me, Will."

Kiss her now, fool - "Well, he certainly has your father's favor."

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"Please, Will, be careful or Barbossa will know you're here!"

Kiss her now, fool - "We'll be okay. The navy is waiting outside."

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"I took the medallion to protect you in case you were -- a pirate."

Kiss her now, fool - "I have the blood of a pirate."

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"Will, what are you we going to do? The Pearl is almost upon us!"

Kiss her now, fool - "We can outrun her!"

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"I was so relieved when they rescued us from that horrible island!"

Kiss her now, fool - "I'm just glad you weren't harmed."

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"You want pain try wearing a corset!" Whaap!

Kiss her now, fool - "Elizabeth, you shouldn't be here!"

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"He's not a blacksmith; he's a pirate."

Kiss her now, fool.

AN: Not all scripted correctly, but taking license is part of the fun.

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