My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: The Generic Lemonfic
"Oh noes!" said Twilight Sparkle "Discord is going to kill us with his claws and stuff!"
"Muahaha!" said Discord, as he lurched towards Twilight, brandishing his claws and stuff. But then, just before he killed her, Rainbow Dash shot lasers out of her eyes, exploding him.
"Oh, thank you Rainbow Dash! Please make love to me, and also Luna Lovegood out of Harry Potter now!" she said.
Then Rainbow Dash had sex with Twilight Sparkle and Harry Potter on top of Discords exploded corpse.