Here we are again but now that Sasuke has found Sakura.

Sasuke: I told you to go away

Cat thing: (throws knife) Ill leave when I feel like it

Sasuke: no don't hurt me

Back on the island in the first story

Sasuke: great now I'm on the island again oh well

Sakura: finally you woke up lazy bum

Sasuke: oh yes well … YOU CAN T SEE ME (hides in sand)

Naruto: great now he thinks he's Gaara

Sasuke: lonely I am so lonely (Kakashi runs in looking like a bunny)

Kakashi: I'm late I'm late for a very important date no time to say hello good bye I'm late I'm late I'm late.

Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto: wow that was awkward

Naruto: now he notices

Sasuke:(sees a little bunny) aww look at the little fluff ball

Sakura: uh Sasuke that's a rabitt

Sasuke: I knew that

Naruto: a guys shouldn't we be trying to find Ochimaru

Sasuke: nooooo she bites

Naruto: I'm pretty sure Ochimaru's a he.

Sasuke: no not Ochimaru Sakura (lifts up his arm and Sakura's attached)

Sakura: I can explain no wait I cant

Sasuke: weird

Sakura: uh now lets go find Ochimaru

Sasuke: ok

At Ochimaru's hideout

Sasuke: wow that was easier then I expected

Sakura: yeah isn't this place supposed to be hidden

Ochimaru: ha you have walked right into my trap now you shall die Uchiha

Sasuke: what ya got somtin against ninjas I don't think so I can't die

Ochimaru: why?

Sasuke: because I'm hot and hot guys don't die but you could kill Naruto

Naruto: what

Sasuke: well yea you're not hot I am

Naruto: oh (runs around in circles away from Ochimaru)

Sakura: this may take awhile

Sasuke: yep

Much latter

Sasuke: yep he's still runnin (Naruto stops running) finally

Ochimaru: oh no you have defeated me

Sasuke: wait that's my job

Naruto: ha I'm the supreme ruler, now I get the cookie

Sasuke: (crying) my cookie, you will pay (attacks Naruto)

Sakura:(yawns)great ther fighting again

Sasuke: (punching air) take some of this and that and some more of this

Naruto: (also punching air) you cant defeat me I have the cookie

In 2 seconds

Naruto: (still fighting nothing)

Sasuke: I told you I'm done now

Sakura: finally wait I just noticed we went thogh amost a whole chapter without obi wan coming in that's weird

Sasuke: uh yhea I wonder why (wistles)

Naruto: Sasuke whatdya do to him

Sasuke: I didn't do nothin it was that man in that one place who sold papu leaves he gave him to many then obi wan dissapered and died

Sakura: isint that nice oh well no loss

Sasuke: wait Sakura wouldn't say that would she

Sakura: oh no you caght me its not Sakura its(tries to get Sakura costume off ) its ah forget it (blasts costume off)its me Itachi now I will distroy you

Sasuke:been there done that just give me back Sakura(dose puppy dog pout) please

Itachi: ok here you go (throws Sakura)

Sakura: weeeeeeeeeee(hits wall) ah ha ha ha ha ow I'm ok

Sasuke: wait isin't Itachi supposed to be hard to beat oh well I'm not complaning

Naruto: isint the chapter supposed to be over

Sasuke: no not untill he comes

Sakura: who comes

Obi wan: hello

Sasuke: your supposed to be dead (blasts with fire jutsu)

Obi wan: oww(dies)

Sasuke: now we will wait for him

Sakura: WHO TELL ME OR I'LL KISS Naruto

Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOOO that would be distirbing

Naruto: nooo Sasuke don't tell her

Sasuke: we are wating for ( hears a bell) THE ICE CREAM MAN

Sakura: TT oh