Characters: Nemo is kid Simba, Marlin is adult Simba, Kathy is young Nala, Dory is adult Nala, Hank is Mufasa, Peach is Sarabi, Jenny is Safrina, Gil is Scar, Crush is Rafiki, Gurgle is Zazu, Bloat is Pumbaa, Bubbles is Timon, Bruce is Shenzi, Anchor is Banzi, and Anchor is Ed. I didn't forget Bailey and Destiny, they are going to be narrators. Shall we begin?
"Destiny! We can't do this!" says Bailey
"Aw come on it will be fun!" says Destiny
They fly in happily landing on a branch, they are beautiful hornbills, Bailey is blue like Zazu which goes with the color scheme in the background, while Destiny is a red and yellow hornbill to go with her sunshine personality.
"Okay! Okay! So our story starts with Rafiki showing off the new prince to the kingdom. The animals rejoice for King Mufasa and Queen Sarabi's newest edition Simba," says Bailey
The song circle of life is heard as he explains the story, then quiet downs for Destiny.
"Simba is loved by the kingdom and he grows up playful, but that is for later. Our story continues with Simba's uncle Scar trying to catch a mouse, he ends up catching the mouth and is ready to eat it when the advisor comes in." says Destiny
They fly a little bit into the darkness in hopes that Scar doesn't find them.
"Life's not fair is it? See an eye for an eye and I will never be king, and you will never see light of another day," says Gil. "Aue du"
He goes to eat the mouse when he hears a familiar voice.
"Didn't your mother tell you not to play with your food," says Gurgle, matter of factly.
Scar huffs at the bird that he finds annoying.
"What do you want?" asks Gil.
"I am hear to announce that King Mufasa is on his way and you better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony today," says Gurgle.
Scar drops the mouse and the mouse goes away quickly.
"Now look Zazu, you made me lose my lunch," says Gil.
"Ha! You will lose more than that when the king gets through with you. He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia," says Gurgle, crossing his wings.
"Ooo, *empathize* I quiver with fear!" says Gil, leaning near Zazu.
He goes after Zazu and Zazu backs up really afraid for his life.
"Now Scar, don't look at me that way. *he flies to try to escape* HELP!" says Gil
Before Scar puts him in his mouth.
"Scar! Drop him." says Hank
"Impeccable timing your highness," says Gurgle
Scar complies dropping Zazu.
"Whhhy. If it isn't my big brother descending from his throne to come and talk to the commoners." says Gil, pretending to be joyous.
"Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba," says Hank.
"That was today? Oh I feel simply awful. *while sharpening his nails making Zazu cringe.*Must have slipped my mind," says Gil.
"Yes as well as slippery as your mind is, as the king's brother you should have been first in line!" says Gurgle, getting into Scars face.
Scar clenches his teeth making Zazu back off and hide between Mufasa's legs.
"I was first in line until that little hairball was born," says Gil.
"That hairball is my son and your future king," says Hank.
"Oh I shall practice my curtsy," says Gil, he turns his back.
"Don't turn your back on me, Scar." says Hank
"Oh no Mufasa, maybe it's you who shouldn't turn your back on me," says Gil.
He goes to walk away but Mufasa blocks his path from exit on the other side.
"Is that a challenge?!" asks Hank.
"Temper. Temper. I wouldn't dream of challenging you," says Gil
"Pity. Why not?" asks Gurgle.
"Well as far as brains go, I got the lion's share but as for brute strength, I'm afraid I am at the shallow end of the gene pool," says Gil.
Scar leaves, leaving Zazu and Mufasa in his house for now as they turn to leave.
"*sigh* There is one in every family sire. Actually my family has two and they all have their own special opinion," says Gurgle.
He flies up and lands on Mufasa's shoulder.
"What am I going to do with him?" asks Hank.
"He'd make a very handsome throw rug," says Gurgle.
"Zazu.." says Hank.
They leave talking nonsense about redecorating.
"Wow..well luckily Scar didn't hear any of that. Anyways, years passed by and Simba is up before the crack of dawn and makes his way over too Mufasa," says Bailey.
"Dad! Daaad!" says Nemo
"Your son, needs to be quiet," says Peach.
Simba continues to chant Dad.
"Before sunrise, he's your son," says Hank.
Simba chants dad more and tugs on his ear a little bit before landing on the floor. Mufasa reluctantly looks over at Simba, after Simba gets up and head butts him.
"You promised," says Nemo, pouting.
"Okay okay, I'm up," says Hank, with a yawn.
"Yeah!" says Nemo.
The three of them get up and go on outside of the cave. Simba gives his mom a cuddle before she gently nudges him to his father. The two of them go up the Pride Rock.
"Look Simba, everywhere the light touches is our kingdom," says Hank.
"Woah!" says Nemo
"A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king," says Hank.
"And this is all mine?" asks Nemo.
"Everything," says Hank.
"Everything the light touches...What about that shadowy place?" asks Nemo.
"That is beyond our boundaries, you must never go there, Simba," says Hank.
"But I thought the king can have anything that he wants?" says Nemo, confused.
"Well, there is more to being a king than getting your way all the time," says Hank.
"More?" says Nemo.
"Simba…" says Hank, chuckling.
They walk through the plains and make it to a huge grassy area.
"Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope," says Hank.
"But dad..don't we eat the antelope?" asks Nemo.
"Yes, Simba, but let me explain: When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so, we are all connected in the great Circle of Life.." says Hank.
"Zazu comes in and tells the morning report after telling Mufasa good morning. Simba gets bored and practices his pouncing skills on the grasshopper, but doesn't get too far," explains Destiny.
"What are you doing, son?" asks Hank.
"Pouncing," says Nemo.
"Let an old prow show you how its' done. *whispering* Stay low to the ground. *he helps Simba hiding.*" says Hank.
"Yeah okay, stay low to the ground, right," agrees Nemo.
"Shh..not a sound," says Hank. "Stay steady."
"Sire? What are you doing?" asks Gurgle
"A lesson on pouncing, turn around Zazu," says Hank.
"Oh yes a pouncing lesson *he turns around and realizes what he was told* POUNCING?! You can't be serious sire…" says Gurgle. *
Mufasa does the turn around signal and Zazu complies and let's Simba pounce on him. Mufasa laughs and lets Zazu go, Simba returns to Mufasa to get more lessons while Zazu gets a report from said groundhog.
"Sire! Hyenas in the pride lands!" says Gurgle, frightened.
"Zazu, take Simba home," says Hank.
"Aw dad, can't I come?" asks Nemo.
"No, son." says Hank
He leaves with Simba moping.
"I never get to go anywhere," says Nemo.
"Aw young master, one day you can be king and then you get to chase those slobbering mangy pea-brains from morning until dusk." says Gurgle
"Zazu takes Simba home where he goes over to his Uncle Scar," says Bailey.
"Hey Uncle Scar! Guess what!" says Nemo.
"I despise guessing games," says Gil.
"One day I will be king of Pride Rock," says Nemo, happily.
"Oh Goody, says Gil, sarcastically.
"Dad showed me the whole thing. I'm going to own it all," says Nemo.
"Yes, do excuse me for not leaping for joy. Bad back you know," says Gil, laying down.
"Hey Uncle Scar *going on top of him* when I'm king what does that make you?" asks Nemo.
"A monkey's uncle," says Gil.
Simba laughs and rolls off of Scar.
"You're so weird," says Nemo.
"You have no idea, *they get up and start walking* So, your father showed you everything?" asks Gil
"Everything." says Nemo
"Even that shadowy place over there?" asks Gil.
"Well, no. He said I can't go." says Nemo, mopping.
"And he is absolutely right! Far too dangerous. Only the brave can go out there," says Gil.
"Well, I'm brave what's out there?" asks Nemo.
"No no. I am afraid I can't tell you," says Gil.
"Why not?" asks Nemo.
"Now Simba, I am only looking out for the wellbeing of my favorite nephew," says Gil, rubbing Simba's head.
"Yeah right, I am your only nephew," says Nemo.
"Only more reason for me to be protective. An Elephant Graveyard is no place for young kids, oops," says Gil, covering his mouth.
"An elephant's what?! Wow!" says Nemo, excited.
"Oh dear, I've said too much!" says Gil.
"Well I suppose you would have found out sooner or later you will so clever oh just *he snuggles Nemo close to him and uses a baby voice* promise you won't go over to that dreadful place,"says Gil.
"No problem!" says Nemo.
"That's a good lad, now you run along and have fun, and remember it's our little secret," says Gil.
Simba runs off and Scar smirks as the table has been laid.
A/N: WAAYYY BACK IN OLDEN TIMES (not really I am 22, so not olden times just being dramatic for fun.) There was no song and instead of a gopher it was a grasshopper, because I'm old and love classics to stay the same, I changed that part back to the original. The dialogue might be off but that is the original scene.