The Contest
by YosRik
Summary: short. black hair. arrogant. totally hot. super strong. could only be one man right? wrong! Hiei, Vegeta, and Wufei battle to see who's best.
Chapter 1
Meet the Judges a
Hotaru walks on a stage wearing black mini skirt, a purple halter with the symbol for saturn on it with glitter and purple open toe heels. "Hello every one Im your lovely host, The Princess of Saturn aka Hotaru!" Audience memebers shout proposals of marrige and wave banners saying 'we heart firefly!' She feinged shyness. "oh you guys are too much! Now lets meet out judges, first off our sexy, hot and all around bad boy judge number one Yusuke Urameshi!'' Yusuke walked down to the judges panel waving to the crowd. He winked in the general direction of the audience and two girls and five boys swooned. ''Now for our second judge, who you cant help but love, the hunkies Goten Son!'' Goten smile brightly and when he was an inch away from the judges panel he tripped over his own foot and he his head on the coner of the table(which broke). There was a loud scream followed by 'my baby!'
"And thats why we love him folks now on to our third judge, my lover and equal, The Shinigami, Duo Maxwell!'' Duo sauntered out onto the stage and went to Hotaru and have her a chaste peek on the cheek. Before he got to far away she grabbed the end of his braid and wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him hungrily. His hands began to roam up her skirt and turned away from view of the cameras. Ever so slowly they began to inch their backstage until a crew member wrenched them aprt and pushed the back. Duo gave Hotaru a final lick on the lips and as he walked away Hotaru grapped his ass.With a smug look on her face, "Yeah bitches! what! Thats my man, better kep ya damn eyes, to ya self ya heard! I'll act a damn donkey if you mess with my man,'' she stared directly into a camera, "hear that Winry and Hilde, thats my damn braid, I wash that! That briad been all over my body, that why smeel like me and it smell good not like ya'll skank asses! Bald headed manly looking ass and dumb blond, fake boob having ass. Misread the damn signals thought short stuff wanted ya ass,'' a voice from the audience yells what vaguely sounds like im not short. Duo got back up and came to Hotaru and hugged her. "Calm down baby, you know you the only one I want, they can't do it like you do'' Hotaru's feral state vanished."You're right boo,'' she sighed, ''one last thing, you hoes see me walking down the street you better walk to the other side unless you want six feet of my glaive up your ass.'' Now she smiled ''Ok ladies and gents our last but not least judge a lean mean sword fighting machine Mugen...uh..doesnt appear to have a last name...uh yeah heres Mugen! Mugen somewhat swaggered out wearing a pair of baggy khaki cargos some flip-flops and a 'vote for Pedro' t-shirt. He looked over to Duo. "'Damn man your chick is bad-ass.'' Yusuke leaned down over Goten."Yeah, she must be wild in the sack'' Duo smiled smugly ''You guys wouldnt believe the things she can do with that glaive of hers.'' Mugen and Yusuke both nodded.
"Hells yeah''
'Hells yeah.'' the guys high five each other, except for Goten who looked utterly confused.
End of chapter 1
i know its short but please review anyway.
Yosrik