A/N: Umm this is one of the few stories I seem to have the courage to publish so here a little priview to see if you want to read it. If you want me to continue please review or send me a PM!!

Up, down, spread, tuck
Up, down, spread, tuck
now the pillows...... And done!!!
I heard a girly giggle come from the hall.
God dammit why did he always have to do this!! I always clean his room
and make his bed and he just ruins it by having sex with one of his
regular girls!
"Oh Edward...." there was a shuffling sound and then a ripping one.
You better get out unless you want to go blind....
I carefully stepped out of the room and headed towards the opposite side.
I walked down the stairs past the corridor and straight to the kitchen.
"Hey Bella" said Angela. She was standing behind the stove mixing
something in a pot.

"So watcha cooking??" I sat in the counter across from her and started playing with a knife.

"Soup…did you know that Mr. Cullen" she pointed to the stairs with the spoon. "Finally got a steady girlfriend??" She placed the spoon back on the pot and continued mixing.

"No way!! He really did….shed be the first!" I couldn't believe this!! The Famous Edward Cullen had finally got a girlfriend!! I just couldn't wrap that idea around my head…. He had never been tamed.

"I know...but like always he'll probably cheat on that poor girl's sorry ass…" she stopped stirring and walked over to the fridge and pulled it open she got out two small containers. She got two spoons and handed me one container and a spoon. I opened the jelly container and stabbed it with the spoon.

"I bet she's not poor… she's probably the richest girl there is in this block" I ate a spoonful of jelly. It was strawberry. "And if she's poor she's probably a great fuck…" Angela giggled and pointed with her spoon to something behind me.

Please don't be Mr. Cullen. Please don't be Mr. Cullen…I slowly turned around to face his brother.

Thank you God!

"Your right she's a great fuck… or so I've been told…" he sat next to me and took away my cup of jelly. "My name is Emmet I'm Edwards brother" he stuck his hand out and I shook it. Damn was he huge like bear. Maybe a giant teddy bear that you win at fairs…

"Can I have a spoon?" Angela nodded and gave him a spoon. He grabbed a spoonful of jelly and ate it.

"Mmm…Strawberry my favorite…" he kept on eating until he finished it. He stood up and placed the spoon and the cup in the sink. I and Angela just kept staring at him like he was going to flare out any second now. He looked up at me and then looked alarmed.

"So rude of me… What's your name? I never did ask…"

"Umm… I'm Bella" I pointed at myself and then at Angela "and this is Angela"

"Pleasure to meat you ladies" he said as he shook Angie's hand. "By the way that jell-o was delicious! You have to make more for when I come around..." So he liked my desserts… well that was new around this house. Nobody ever ate them except me and Angela because Mr. Cullen almost never ate here.

"Sure…"

"My ass of a brother should be here any time and then I won't bother you any more" Right on key Mr. Cullen entered the kitchen looking very annoyed. He looked up from his tie and straight at Angela and Me.

"Standing is not one of the things I pay you for" he said rudely. Angela put her jell-o down and started working on the pot again. I started washing the spoons and the cups.

"Emmet lets leave… ladies if she wakes up give her whatever she wants no matter what it is" he turned around and walked out of the kitchen headed for the garage. Angela looked at me and shrugged.

"He probably got cock blocked by a head ache…" Emmet said as he walked out of the kitchen.

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