DISCLAIMER: I do not own. That is Bisco Hatori you're thinking of… But I am flattered. XD
^^ My first all dialogue only fic! I feel accomplished. ^^ Enjoy!
"…Kyouya…"
"What?"
"…"
"…Kaoru! Wake up!"
"…Mmm?"
"Were you dreaming about the Shadow Lord?"
"…No, I was dreaming about being the host of a dating show, and there were tiki men dancing around, and someone divulged my deepest secret-"
"What?"
"It was you!"
"I beg your pardon?"
"DEFILER OF PEOPLE'S SECRETS! I'M NEVER TELLING YOU ANYTHING EVER AGAIN!"
"Shhhh! Kaoru! It was just a dream! Relax!"
"NO! I WILL NOT RE-"
"…Kaoru?"
"…"
"You've got to kidding me! You can't be that tired! Wake up!"
"…Kyouya…"
"ARRRRG!"
"…Huh? Whaaa!?"
"…You're impossible."
"Oh? That's nice."
"…"
"Hikaru?"
"…Yes?"
"Are you… crying?"
"…Yes."
"Why, might I ask?"
"…"
"… Hikaru?"
"…"
"… Okay then."
~Several Minutes Later~
"…Kyouya…"
"……"
"…KYOUYA!"
"AHHH!"
"Huh?!"
"WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING IN MY EAR?!"
"I'M NOT! YOU'RE SCREAMING IN MINE!"
"HOLY FRACKING ELEPHANT CRUMPETS!"
"…What?"
"I don't know…"
"…"
"…"
"Elephant crumpets?"
"Shut up."
"…Why must you hurt me so?"
"Shut UP!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"I'm sorry. I'm just tired. Don't cry…"
"'M not crying…"
"Oh really? What's this then?"
"…You really hurt my feelings…"
"And I said I'm sorry. Forgive me?"
"May-"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…" *
"Better?"
"… Yes… But you better hope that Kyouya doesn't find out…"
"What?!"
"…Forget I said that…"
"…You know, I think I will…"
"Good."
"Night."
"Night."
Haha, that was pretty lame, but it was my first attempt… R&R please!
~Cin-chan
*Kissing