You know you can't stop teachers. These teachers belong to Forks High. This happened one day after school, that happened to be the day of the Christmas Concert, which all of the Cullen's (including Bella) had brought tickets to attend.
Mr Biology and Miss Spanish were in the vocal recording studio, (ya no the one with all the buttons where u mix stuff). It started off with a friendly chat about science. And before you knew it, they were well, "doing it" on the button board. It was recording but they didn't notice coz they got to distracted by "doing it". What they didn't know was they overwrote another file, used for the Christmas concert, and saved their "you know what" noises (or sound effects, if you will). It was accidentally sent to Mr Music.
When Mr Music opened the file for the song in the performance, it started off just silent. Then it was like: BAM! "This feels extraordinarily right, keep up the good work" and "You're even better! I want you to join my after school club down south…. Get me?" and a few other noises…"urh urh". You get the picture of the song; we don't need to go into details. Anyway in the concert Mr Music opened it thinking it as the normal song, but no! It was the dirty song!
Row by row, the faces of the audience turned into shock. Like a Mexican wave, of course you can imagine Emmet's booming laughter erupting the hall, and many other peoples as well I assume. Miss Spanish was like :O and Mr Biology was like :P . Miss Spanish turned around and snogged Mr English, to get back at Mr Biology. He got jealous and started a squabble. Mr Biology and Miss Spanish went into the changing rooms to have a little "chat" about their problems. They went into their problems a bit too far, and the "you know what" started AGAIN! They were raging round the changing rooms "doing it". They eventually got to the showers, and accidentally locked themselves in there.
Miss Gym came into school at 4:30am, her usual time, for her annual shower. She saw some clothes in the changing rooms, and wondered what these were, she smelled them (usual behaviour of a mental freak). Feeling happier because she smelt them, she skipped to the shower and opened the door to find…..MISS SPANISH and MR BIOLOGY, STILL "doing it"!! She laughed, grabbed a condom and joined in.
The End