This is just something random I put together. Uh, there might be random plotlines from other shows stuck into this. This is just a prologue so the real story will start the next chapter. Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the few characters I make up and the story.
The "H dorm" still consists of the regular team that I made in other H dorms. Marth is in love with Roy so there's gonna be yaoi in this but it isnt very obvious like some of my other ones. The H dorm now is some kinda all-purpose problem fixing thing. Everyone is OOC and this is all AU. Also, theres a pun im hoping I can use further in my fanfics.
"I hate it when those angry housewives call." Kirby hissed, "It's always about their husbands cheating on them or their children doing illegal work."
Mewtwo scoffed. He took a sip of his ice tea, "I think the 'Children doing illegal' work one is a perfectly normal problem. There's always some type of gun fight at the end."
Marth sighed, "We're supposed to help people. We created the H dorm organization to help people with problems."
"Pacifist," Kirby snapped as he took a sip of his vodka.
Roy played absently with the ashtray on the table, "We need to start charging people. A dump like this isn't a good base."
Their "base" consisted of one large room, two smaller rooms, one bathroom, and a separate compartment where there was a kitchen. One of the two small rooms had metal cabinets filled with random cases and boxes of evidence and other useless objects. The other small room had all their choices of weapons or equipment used to solve mysteries. The kitchen only had a small fridge and an oven. The cupboard above held the few cans of food they had. Oddly enough though, there seemed to always be a fresh basket of fruit on the counter. The large room had one long, black couch with crates on either side to serve as tables. There was a small red basket that was shaped to be a chair that Kirby could only sit on. A purple plush chair was beside the red basket that was given to Mewtwo by his girlfriend so Mewtwo was designated to sit in that spot. The final chair was just a bean bag chair that was filled with shredded papers of their old cases. One long, brown table was placed in the middle of the assorted chairs.
"Why can't Mewtwo ask Mia to buy more stuff for us? She has enough money." Marth replied.
"I'm not taking advantage of my girlfriend." Mewtwo hissed back.
Link laughed as he walked in holding a hammer, "I just nailed shut the front door. Now those stupid gayass complainers won't bother us. We can finally have a day off."
The doorbell rang, "You retard…" Kirby barked, "I just ordered pizza!"
Link looked at the door, "Damn that," He walked towards the door and began pulling out the planks of wood.
"Why are we even called the H dorm organization? We aren't even in a dorm and what does H stand for?" Roy asked.
"H stands for help," Marth replied.
"Hell," Kirby sneered.
"Hard," Link panted as he threw the planks of wood onto the ground, "Really damn freaking hard,"
"Where's the pizza?" Roy asked.
Link threw the pizza onto the table, "Dig in,"
They all grabbed a slice of pizza.
"How did we get the money to order this pizza anyway?" Mewtwo asked.
"I stole it off this guy." Kirby replied.
Mewtwo rolled his eyes, "I should've known." Mewtwo grabbed the last slice of pepperoni pizza.
Their pizza had two toppings on it. One was covered in vegetables while the other one had pepperoni. Link and Kirby mainly ate the vegetable pizza but the rest of them ate pepperoni.
Roy flipped the box lid, "Hey!" He moaned, "There's no more pepperoni."
Marth handed his slice to Roy, "You can take mine."
Roy felt the warm pizza fall into his hand, "Thanks Marth," He looked up to see Marth staring lovingly into his eyes, "Is there something on my face?"
Marth blushed and lifted his hand, "There's just a bit of cheese on your cheek." He smiled and wiped it off. He turned away from Roy to see Link and Mewtwo staring at them with a cheeky grin, "What?"
"You like Roy." Link replied a little too loudly for Marth's comfort.
Marth whipped around to see Roy. He, luckily, did not hear Link's remark. Marth turned back, "I do not."
Mewtwo sighed, "When will you ever learn, you can hide it from us."
Marth blushed heavily. His face got even hotter when Roy's hand clamped onto his shoulder. He turned around slowly, "Yes?" He completely regretted what he did. Roy's mouth was stained with tomato sauce and a stray piece of cheese hung from his lip to the pizza.
"Do you have a tissue? I got sauce on my pants."
Marth blushed even harder as he reached for a tissue, "Here," He shoved it into his hand. The phone suddenly rang, "I'll get it!" He lunged at the phone.
Link grabbed the phone, "Hello, this is the H dorm organization. We fix your problems no matter how twisted they are."
"There's a fire at my house!" A shrill voice shouted.
"We don't do fires. Roy's a fire type swordsman so he'd only make it bigger. Who knows what Kirby will do? Mewtwo is a psychic so he might be able to help." Link replied.
"My baby is in that house. None of the firemen can break through the rubbles. Please help!"
"Kirby can probably suck it all up. We'll send Kirby down." Link replied flatly as he signaled Kirby.
"Can you all come? If there are more people, the search can be more efficient."
Link yawned; "Sure," He rubbed his eyes, "Where are you?" Link wrote down the addresses and turned around, "We have a mission!"
That's the end of that. I probably won't continue it if no one relaly likes it since I'm working on a FFVII:ACSSBM fic. Please R & R